Three word story

[TW89]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef                                 

[Tito]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks

[Mikael]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit

[Tito]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent

[Mikael]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids

[KellerFS]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day Oli discovered his

[Mikael]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day Oli discovered his

Hm...

[Tito]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day Oli discovered his strap-on was stolen

[oLi]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day Oli discovered his strap-on was stolen by titos penisless father who happend to be a transexual

[Tito]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day Oli discovered his strap-on was stolen by Oli penisless father who happend to be a transexual and often raped Oli!

THE END

[TW89]

KellerFS you fail at life, the thread had moved on loads from what you carried on from. You're banned lol

And oLi you fail too, and tito this aint the end son.


So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous

[Tito]

tito this aint the end son.

hahahaha
you newbies crack me up