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Re: Three word story
« Reply #120 on: Jan 30, 2009, 03:55: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with olis dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like olis ex-girlfriends after he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically

P.S. Dudes, this whole parents-bashing thing is so silly.  :rolleyes:

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #121 on: Jan 30, 2009, 10:42: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with olis dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like olis ex-girlfriends after he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #122 on: Jan 31, 2009, 07:38: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #123 on: Jan 31, 2009, 07:48: AM »

So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was



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Re: Three word story
« Reply #124 on: Jan 31, 2009, 08:57: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali




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Re: Three word story
« Reply #125 on: Jan 31, 2009, 12:19: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #126 on: Jan 31, 2009, 12:38: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; Johnathonhehu suckin dick with titos dad--making hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #127 on: Jan 31, 2009, 12:40: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore.

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #128 on: Jan 31, 2009, 12:51: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #129 on: Jan 31, 2009, 12:59: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #130 on: Jan 31, 2009, 01:19: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #131 on: Jan 31, 2009, 01:23: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john pennis silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian pennis sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things, such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and double penetration on all the mods and titos mom was somewhere else looking for cash. The next day titos mom got a horrible surprise, Tito got shot. Everyone was happy. Oli was arrested.

Meanwhile Moby and Eminem had beef burger at Hungry Jacks, planning to visit their master 50 Cent and local emokids. They were nervous cus homo tito wasn't homo! He was ultrastraight! This was shocking; JonathonHehu suckin dick with titos dad--making Hehu's asshole so torn iit looked like titos moms afters he paid someone to satisfy her better, faster, and dramatically made her look like titos dad. TJ Hook was rollin round cali acting like a shy bitch defeated dick seeking whore. Until he found jono with a hot naked bitch aka olis mum

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