Three word story

[TW89]

In an (possible failed) attempt to revive teh board, I thought I'd start the three word story game.

Jus reply wit 3 words following on from last post to make a story...
It has to make sense to understand/read but can be really weird/funny.
E.g. This is wrong:
and then he
table window chair


Ah fuck it, if you dont know how to play, don't.

To start us off:


So there was...

[SvenF]

So there was a great freestyler called...

[Andy]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver

[TheGodEmperor]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate

(yeah I know that was 4 words, but 'a' and 'an' shouldn't count

[Royal Freakiness]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold

[Jatt]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a

[serbianfreestyle]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a

[Jonathonhehu]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang

[Chunkchenko]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of

[moby]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he

[Tito]

So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle

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So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted