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Re: Three word story
« Reply #72 on: Jan 27, 2009, 11:06: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #73 on: Jan 28, 2009, 12:42: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #74 on: Jan 28, 2009, 12:56: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make




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Re: Three word story
« Reply #75 on: Jan 28, 2009, 01:32: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #76 on: Jan 28, 2009, 09:27: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names...

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #77 on: Jan 28, 2009, 10:11: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #78 on: Jan 28, 2009, 11:52: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and sputnik

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #79 on: Jan 28, 2009, 02:39: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #80 on: Jan 28, 2009, 02:48: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #81 on: Jan 28, 2009, 03:35: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #82 on: Jan 28, 2009, 03:52: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #83 on: Jan 28, 2009, 04:00: PM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by pigs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lovers bisexual love child. After all the dust settled and sexual stuff stoped, he started with oLis Mum! He also wanted a bigger dick because his microscopic one, didn't satisfy olis father and mother.
Then he wanted two dudes with the biggest balls that monta make, they were crap and their names were something like Macca and Sputnik. They were great at very little things such as frequent sex changes, penis enlargements and
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