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Re: Three word story
« Reply #48 on: Jan 27, 2009, 08:49: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like


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Re: Three word story
« Reply #49 on: Jan 27, 2009, 09:00: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #50 on: Jan 27, 2009, 09:16: AM »
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So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the Tupac 'stans' live




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Re: Three word story
« Reply #51 on: Jan 27, 2009, 09:25: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #52 on: Jan 27, 2009, 09:28: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #53 on: Jan 27, 2009, 10:47: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX,

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #54 on: Jan 27, 2009, 11:20: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs


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Re: Three word story
« Reply #55 on: Jan 27, 2009, 11:25: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #56 on: Jan 27, 2009, 11:27: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by International ring of

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #57 on: Jan 27, 2009, 11:29: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look


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Re: Three word story
« Reply #58 on: Jan 27, 2009, 11:31: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #59 on: Jan 27, 2009, 11:34: AM »
So there was a great freestyler called long john silver who wasn't a pirate scavenging for gold. He was a Hippo with a really big wang and balls of steel, which he practiced freestyle with, and nutted in wifey's grill, nonstop for about five thousand years until some jackass, named mikael ivanov, and his Asian sparring partners' sons daughter in law fucked with his Borg porn collection which he stole from Oliver Cherek the best ever, so he thought, and all agreed Olis Homosexuality was digusting because he raped titos mom with his tiny, little, and amazingly thorny miniature revolver. That fired blanks.
His adventure begins in a very green forest in the south of Poland, the greatest porn industry in Europe. On the other hand, it was the country where all the weirdos looked like they had been raped by horses, sodomized by cows, violated by FX, penetrated by picgs, and smuggled by International ring of poofs, who look as mean as Elton John's lover
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