Jokes

[stefanfreestylez]

whats the difference between maddy mccann and football
footballs coming home

TOM you sick guy !!!!!!! lmao

i got one

would lick a mans arse for a chocolate bar?

that aint a joke, and it doesnt make sense 

if you sed nuthin you are gay lmaolmao

Once again, a human's ability to make the situation confusing and peculiar astounds me. In other words, I have no idea what u said, BUT, back on topic;

A woman takes a lover home during the day while
her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My Dad's outside."
Man: "OK, howmuch?"
Boy: "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy,"How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy:"$1,000"
The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your
friends like that...that is way more than those two
things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession."

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little
boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again;
you're in my closet now."

ahhahaahahha lol best joke of the thread

lmfao, yes that was the best  :lol: :lol: :lol: omg still laughing while writing this shizzle

hhahahahahhahahahhaha

[L_I_S]

When do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

when you have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

dude, you r sick.

[moby]

When do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

when you have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

dude, you r sick.

hahhaah lol

"here comes the areoplane whoosh"

[KellerFS]

My mate told me these: What do you say when u see ur tv floating down the street at night? Drop it abo!
What's an aboriginal parachuting? A teabag.

[L_I_S]

i must counter balance the black jokes.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, white men will screw anything.

What's white and 10 inches long?

Absolutely nothing!

Why did white people own slaves?

They were not strong enough to pick cotton.

Why cant white men jump?

They were too busy making racist jokes. ( i can jump 69cm verticle :biggrin: )

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?

Cause being white is bad enough already.

[moby]

i must counter balance the black jokes.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, white men will screw anything.

What's white and 10 inches long?

Absolutely nothing!

Why did white people own slaves?

They were not strong enough to pick cotton.

Why cant white men jump?

They were too busy making racist jokes. ( i can jump 69cm verticle :biggrin: )

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?

Cause being white is bad enough already.

who much can you do high jump

my record stand at 150 cm

[L_I_S]

i must counter balance the black jokes.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, white men will screw anything.

What's white and 10 inches long?

Absolutely nothing!

Why did white people own slaves?

They were not strong enough to pick cotton.

Why cant white men jump?

They were too busy making racist jokes. ( i can jump 69cm verticle :biggrin: )

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?

Cause being white is bad enough already.

who much can you do high jump

my record stand at 150 cm

lol 150cm high? oh u mean that olympic jumping thing were u throw urself over a bar yea. i havnt tried it since primary skool, sorry.
but thats quite high man :thumbsup:

[moby]

lol

try it, if you can jump that high vertically you would do good in high jump

[L_I_S]

lol

try it, if you can jump that high vertically you would do good in high jump

not that im going 2 get a chance to, but if i ever see one, ill try 1.5m ;)

[chevestiano]

there was this guy trying to sell some lollypops:
"clitoris lollypops! clitoris lollypoooops!!!"
everybody was like wtf
then a guy walks towards the seller and tells him to give him one to see what they tasted like, so he starts licking it and suddenly says:
"FUCK!!!!!! THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!"
lollypop seller:
"turn it around you moron!"

[cigar omar]

My mate told me these: What do you say when u see ur tv floating down the street at night? Drop it abo!
What's an aboriginal parachuting? A teabag.

Thats racist dog.

[TAHA95]

An 8 year old boy sees a pregnant woman in the supermarket.
because she has a big belly,he keeps staring at her.
the woman asks the boy:"why are u staring at me?"
boy:"i know what you've been doing in the kitchen".