A very sad day :'(

[Chunkchenko]

who can do such a thing to Chuck Norris?
http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=7360776

Former CEO pleads guilty to stealing from Chuck Norris' charity
 
The former chief executive officer of actor Chuck Norris' martial arts program for inner-city children has pleaded guilty to stealing from the charity,
the U.S. Attorney's office said. James D. Brasher, 47, pleaded guilty on Thursday to defrauding the charity, the office said in a statement.
Brasher confessed to opening bank accounts in names similar to that of Norris' Kick Drugs Out of America Foundation. He then fraudulently endorsed
checks sent to the foundation and deposited them into his own accounts, using the money to pay his debts and living expenses. He admitted taking
at least $130,000 (euro88,400), DeGabrielle said. Brasher is set to be sentenced in April. He faces up to 10 years in prison, a fine of $250,000
(euro170,000) and a three-year-term of supervised release.

i think he should get the death penalty for such a crime against a person like Norris.

[Tito]

filthy just filthy  :cursing:

[Jono]

Chunk norris should roundhouse kick him straigh in the face

[moby]

stealing from a charity is what i would expect from people like borg, chunck and melbourne

[Jono]

stealing from a charity is what i would expect from people like borg, chunck and melbourne

And moby to feed his, out of control food obsession. Which can be seen in the picture of himself under his name.

[AznMagic]

i think the punishment should be 3 minutes in a cage with chuck norris  :banana:

[Tito]

a blink of an eye is all Chuck need

[cigar omar]

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
     
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
 
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

 :-[ :-[ :-[

[lilmaniac]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

[Chunkchenko]

haha i love chuck norris jokes. i think the bible should be replaced with script of Braddock 3.


Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

[BigMac]

i dont understand chuck norris jokes.

[sputnik]

anything you paste in mass just ruins stuff. shouldve posted one at a time. seems more personal.