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Offline Chunkchenko

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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #12 on: Feb 24, 2008, 06:59: AM »
Quote from: Mac on Feb 24, 2008, 06:55: AM
i dont understand chuck norris jokes.

most probably because you prefer Macgyver.
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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #13 on: Feb 24, 2008, 07:02: AM »
oh, and sorry to double post but im innocently post count boosting, obviously

my favourite was "When Chuck Norris jumps out of a boat, Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, water gets Chuck Norrised".
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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #14 on: Sep 27, 2008, 06:13: AM »
Sorry to dig this up but its another sad moment for me.

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also a few more Chuck Norris facts.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding? just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

Chuck Norris invented the hamburger by throwing a cow at a chain fence.

Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got one.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse

When Chuck Norris went to the Virgin? Islands and came back, it was just called the Islands. 
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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #15 on: Sep 27, 2008, 06:39: AM »
Lmao.

Chuck Norris can lick both his elbows at the same time.
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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #16 on: Sep 27, 2008, 07:11: AM »
My 2 favorites:

-Why hasn't Chuck Norris got hair on his legs? Because hair doesn't grow on steel.
-Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight. - The knife lost.
-Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-Chuck Norris cuts a knife with bread.
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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #17 on: Sep 27, 2008, 03:13: PM »
where do you get these things,

pretty funny
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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #18 on: Sep 27, 2008, 07:07: PM »
Quote from: RoySv on Sep 27, 2008, 07:11: AM
My 2 favorites:

-Why hasn't Chuck Norris got hair on his legs? Because hair doesn't grow on steel.
-Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight. - The knife lost.
-Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-Chuck Norris cuts a knife with bread.
Finally a couple I havn't heard  :cheers:
Really clever ones aswell
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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #19 on: Sep 27, 2008, 07:17: PM »
That guy is amazing !
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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #20 on: Sep 27, 2008, 08:26: PM »
Chuck Norris can kick start a car
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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #21 on: Sep 27, 2008, 08:36: PM »
Quote from: Tito on Sep 27, 2008, 08:26: PM
Chuck Norris can kick start a car
wow that was very bad
i think my best friend moby would agree on this
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Quote from: Max on Aug 24, 2009, 02:56: AM
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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #22 on: Sep 27, 2008, 09:03: PM »
lol when bruce banner gets mad, he turns into the hulk. when hulks gets mad, he turns into chuck norris.
btw macgyver is gay
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Re: A very sad day :'(
« Reply #23 on: Sep 27, 2008, 09:43: PM »
Quote from: oLi on Sep 27, 2008, 08:36: PM
Quote from: Tito on Sep 27, 2008, 08:26: PM
Chuck Norris can kick start a car
wow that was very bad
i think my best friend moby would agree on this
what ever man
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