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« Reply #36 on: Oct 09, 2008, 02:44: PM »

for those of you not familiar with bob sapp:


(cro cop broke his orbital bone)


unbelievably, he made a pretty good career for himself.  won a japan k-1 GP and had some quality k-1 wins (ernesto hoost, cyril adibi, kimo leopoldo)

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Re: Combat Sports/Martial Arts Thread
« Reply #37 on: Oct 09, 2008, 04:10: PM »
Chuck Lidell will never fight again after getting his bitch ass knocked the fuck out!

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Re: Combat Sports/Martial Arts Thread
« Reply #38 on: Oct 09, 2008, 06:53: PM »
Get a novice sumo wrestler in there he'll stomp out all these little fruit cakes.

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Re: Combat Sports/Martial Arts Thread
« Reply #39 on: Oct 09, 2008, 07:22: PM »
Did Sapp fall from the left hook? Looked weird.
Fx blesses himself before a patw combo, Tiernan blesses himself before a neck to sole transition.... but hey thats next generation :rolleyes:
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Re: Combat Sports/Martial Arts Thread
« Reply #40 on: Oct 10, 2008, 03:34: AM »
Get a novice sumo wrestler in there he'll stomp out all these little fruit cakes.

 :lol: :lol:

Sorry, i just imagined Anderson Silva destroying a sumo wrestler :lol:

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Re: Combat Sports/Martial Arts Thread
« Reply #41 on: Oct 10, 2008, 08:45: AM »
Did Sapp fall from the left hook?

the left hook broke one of his orbital bones around his eye.  he went down from that

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Sorry, i just imagined Anderson Silva destroying a sumo wrestler

he may have been talking about sumo and not mma

on another note, akebono fought mma and k-1 for a while.  it didn't go very well

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Re: Combat Sports/Martial Arts Thread
« Reply #42 on: Oct 10, 2008, 12:43: PM »
^^^ I wasn't being serious.

EDIT by mod:  accidental.  message has not been changed
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« Reply #43 on: Oct 10, 2008, 02:15: PM »
bruce lee would destroy all these guys in less than a minute if he were still alive, and in his prime.
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Re: Combat Sports/Martial Arts Thread
« Reply #44 on: Oct 10, 2008, 02:21: PM »
HBK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bruce Lee


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Re: Combat Sports/Martial Arts Thread
« Reply #45 on: Oct 10, 2008, 02:58: PM »
Croatia`s best ultimate fighter Mirko Filipovic is back in the Dream organisation after a short break. His opponent was Dutch Alistair Overeem, who is slowly confirming his name in the fighting world. The Croatian fighter needed a win to regain his self-confidence.

The Dutchman entered the hall with the sound of techno music, dressed in black. He currently has three consecutive wins and he was facing a tough match against Mirko.

Mirko Filipovic entered the ring to the sounds of Duran Duran`s Wild Boys, sporting a black T-shirt with a sign Cro Cop and two coats of arms. Fedor Emaliaenko was waiting the match right next to the ring, because he might be the next opponent of the fight`s winner. He approached both fighters and presented them with flower. What a lovely gesture by the great champion.

The match started and the first round lasted 10 minutes. Both fighters prefer fighting standing up, and the Dutchman has a good arms technique. Everyone expects Mirko`s kick to storm.

After less than a minute, Mirko fell to the floor and Overeem`s position was a good one. Warning from the Croatian corner told Cro Cop to be active, a however three minutes later, he started bleeding. The problem is that the Dutchman is 20 kilos heavier than Mirko, who was bleeding from his left arcade and the fight was briefly interrupted.

Mirko got up, inflicted a middle kick, but the Dutchman caught his high kick and knocked him over to the floor. This is where the Dutchman destroyed him, and Overeem was even given the yellow card.

The fight was interrupted as Overeem hit Filipovic in the groins. The Croatian fighter was given medical assistance, but soon recovered. He got up, however, he suffered another kick in the groins. The Dutchman got a yellow card.

Mirko Filipovic`s corner informs that his right testicle has entered his body and they doubt he would be able to continue the fight. After more than five minutes of medical assistance, the fight was interrupted, but nobody was declared the winner since the injury was inflicted in a non-sportsmanship fashion.

i just copied and pasted that from one of his websites

read the part where his right nut goes into his body
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Re: Combat Sports/Martial Arts Thread
« Reply #46 on: Oct 11, 2008, 01:26: AM »
bruce lee would destroy all these guys in less than a minute if he were still alive, and in his prime.
was he ever a proven fighter? Just a curiosity...there is no doubt that he is one of the greatest martial artists to ever live.
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Re: Combat Sports/Martial Arts Thread
« Reply #47 on: Oct 12, 2008, 05:35: AM »
^^^ I wasn't being serious.

i didn't think that you were