the rap brap offcial rap thread

[TheGodEmperor]

Moby's message is endorsed by totalfootball10, who acknowledges that moby's kingship has no bearing whatsoever on his own deified state of God-Emperorship.  :thumbsup:

[Tito]

who dare say the one and only?
ya'll know that place is left for moby
i see fake people going around
but the legend is back
i'm like a tsunami
you dont know me
you understand
lets make it alittle simple
i'm a tidal wave
that will take you to your grave
this aint average
i'm a savage
playing the violin
you wat we call a has been
we have borg thinking he can rap
stick to hocky and dont forget the strap
i dont need many lines to prove my point
hope i didn't dissappoint
peace to the real nigger
oli, tito and all the other players
i am the mayor

stay up stay true stay reppin
up to the top spot where moby be steppin
i give you my blessin
out ma holster grab ma smith n wesson
guess who gon get popped, its HOOK SON

the two fakest bitchs prancing around
i'll start of with Moby cause you claiming my crown
you can go around acting all funny
and keep on calling oLi honey
but facts are still there
so bitch be ware
of vicious venom of tito
this is no game and you just a street hoe
my words are lethal
i'll shall defeat y'all
and hang you on a exhibition hall
just a another victim on the wall
watch you tone when you speak of me
and this is second degree
verbal murder
you'll go down like hotspur
and oLi be there with ya
the counterfeit 'polish rapper'
i clapped ya
your see-through like a cling wrapper
while i shine like aluminium foil
quit rubbing yourself with animal oli
in anticipation of moby
your both the pray of a
africanized honey bee
Moby you got a price on your head
but unlike me yours is the same price as bread

[moby]

tito you talk shit
when me and oli come everyone hollarin megahit
you never had a crown
everybody know u the clown
calling me fake
the biggest snake
all u know is to back stab
welcome to my bio lab
alumniam foil?
you cant even afford cooking oil
thats right
oli is a true g
saw you lose in a spelling bee
you cried like a bich
and sleped like a hoe
with you friend TJ
like something from a TV show
cant believe i respected u
come out of the dark yelling boo
you were sscreaming boo hoo
fuck there are alot of bitches here
never fear
the bitch slayer moby is here

[Tito]

bio lap? man you trippin and can't rap
take a crap
oh wait you just did
rhymes so shit you fell of the rapping grid
first rap was good the second one a disaster
i run this joint and if you keep stepping i'ma blast ya
running out of rhymes you had to use mine
you took an hour on those thought you logged out
i'll spare you line if you in doubt
we family but that doesn't make a difference
cause there no such thing as family in business
as for your boytoy Oli
the reality is he a drop out now he pushing around trolleys
so i suggest you KEEP OFF the best
if you want your heart to stay in your chest
i don't need no blessings i was born blessed
as for you, your not a worthy adversary
this is like biggie going up against mariah carey

[Hayezzz]

You are actually terrible at rap battles. Sounds like your some white dude like making a fool outta himself haha.

[Tito]

You are actually terrible at rap battles. Sounds like your some white dude like making a fool outta himself haha.

6 new shits,
fuck man thats good,
this bitch as punk was never from the hood,
he checks these page's he owns the court
red bull sweden you fucked up? i thought
you regrettin the fuckers filmed the shit for you?

man i aint no pussy,
ill fuck you
and your crew

BRAPPPP!

Firsty don't talk to me,
Cause 4 don't equal 3,
Please leave me be.
I'm surrounded by dicks fuck GEE....

No deal?
DIY
I've been doin' it myself,
and doing it well,
Im cool J im in the house like LL.
Your surrounded by cards,
GET WELL! :cheers:

Yeah I'm booked yo man,
My mans sick he fucked ya mam,
Then again rudebwoy Im booked yo man,
I'm so sick I'll fuck ya gran.
Come up to the court with ya fuckin hoe.
Ill give her a real FS show,
Ill take her to the ball with a new shit combo
Maybe if she's lucky I'll play on her bongo's.
Suck the left nipple then fuck her up the ass,
Fs is shit when on green grass.
Take it to the court for the real street sport,
I'm so sick I'm on the youth offenders report!

Brapp brappp brapppp! :bang:

you should get a platinum plack

bro when you have a rap on each page multiple times then come back to me with those words
okay son

[oLi]

tito you more annoying than a mosquito 
claim you tito santana
aint no truth you a wanksta
when you rhyme its bound to fail
when you go to jail
you can send your boyfriend mail
when you go out you can give him tail
your rappin is at the speed of a snail
your penis the size of a nail
me moby n melbourne da realest since page one to page thirty three
our raps are on another degree
your rhymes at the level of our pee

[G-Man]

tito you more annoying than a mosquito 
claim you tito santana
aint no truth you a wanksta
when you rhyme its bound to fail
when you go to jail
you can send your boyfriend mail
when you go out you can give him tail
your rappin is at the speed of a snail
your penis the size of a nail
me moby n melbourne da realest since page one to page thirty three
our raps are on another degree
your rhymes at the level of our pee

Im liking Mr.Cherek  :rockit:

[Bow]

tito you more annoying than a mosquito 
claim you tito santana
aint no truth you a wanksta
when you rhyme its bound to fail
when you go to jail
you can send your boyfriend mail
when you go out you can give him tail
your rappin is at the speed of a snail
your penis the size of a nail
me moby n melbourne da realest since page one to page thirty three
our raps are on another degree
your rhymes at the level of our pee

you no that nails can  get be quite long ?

[G-Man]

tito you more annoying than a mosquito 
claim you tito santana
aint no truth you a wanksta
when you rhyme its bound to fail
when you go to jail
you can send your boyfriend mail
when you go out you can give him tail
your rappin is at the speed of a snail
your penis the size of a nail
me moby n melbourne da realest since page one to page thirty three
our raps are on another degree
your rhymes at the level of our pee

you no that nails can  get be quite long ?

Really?

[stas]

So this beyond football rap battle's getting too hot to handle,
You click on Adi and send him an e-mail, detailin how I left this board in a shamble,
So Benbow and Oli are drinkin' a forty, I'm sittin beside em just burnin the bible,
Cuz it's printed on hemp so I'm gettin higher now, So while Ben n Oli are usin the toileee,
I run up behind em and pop off a round, BOW!! You see Oli's dick in Ben? Plowin him now.

[TheGodEmperor]

So this beyond football rap battle's getting too hot to handle,
You click on Adi and send him an e-mail, detailin how I left this board in a shamble,
So Benbow and Oli are drinkin' a forty, I'm sittin beside em just burnin the bible,
Cuz it's printed on hemp so I'm gettin higher now, So while Ben n Oli are usin the toileee,
I run up behind em and pop off a round, BOW!! You see Oli's dick in Ben? Plowin him now.

I'm mired down with HW now, so I won't reply in rap form...I'll only say this: that was eminently horrible