the rap brap offcial rap thread

[Tito]

I help you boys you owe me,
You still can't test with the old me,
Ima boss 15 but and Oh Gee,
P.S. The girls like oh see....

thats not even worth a rap reply

tito this is a historical day
you and me have came to an agreement
 :cheers:

lets hope this will be the last one

[TheGodEmperor]

I help you boys you owe me,
You still can't test with the old me,
Ima boss 15 but and Oh Gee,
P.S. The girls like oh see....

thats not even worth a rap reply

my bad...even in replying to it with 3 lines I demeaned myself  :bang:

[TW89]

So imma have a go and jump on the bandwagon  :thumbsup:

Intro:
*Yeah, Gim-Gimme some of that fake Hip Hop shit, ya kno that mainstream, recylcled shit*

Yo yo yo yeah yo
Y-y-y-y-yo

I'm dropping these bars for free, unlike a vending machine
Yo I'm not a criminal, my record is squeaky clean
Be spittin' with crazy words like xylophone
Ring up your girl, yeah then I'm bringin her home
Comin up with bars as fast as Legolas with arrows
Dodging all through your team like I'm Robbie Burrows
Yeah I be referencing Lord of the Rings
At the end of this I'll be living with kings
You be like "Um...Erm..I'm no good at these things"
I be simple but clever like Svens last riddle
Showin my IQ is higher though like I'm Malcolm in the Middle
This is the first time I've attempted a rap
And I be makin sure H-Town is on the map
I'll be runnin' this board just like I'm Adi
I be the pro golfer, yo your just the caddy
Tryna bring some humour up in this joint, ya know?!?
Cos no-one on here can test my lyrical flooooow
Out.

[G-Man]

So imma have a go and jump on the bandwagon  :thumbsup:

Intro:
*Yeah, Gim-Gimme some of that fake Hip Hop shit, ya kno that mainstream, recylcled shit*

Yo yo yo yeah yo
Y-y-y-y-yo

I'm dropping these bars for free, unlike a vending machine
Yo I'm not a criminal, my record is squeaky clean
Be spittin' with crazy words like xylophone
Ring up your girl, yeah then I'm bringin her home
Comin up with bars as fast as Legolas with arrows
Dodging all through your team like I'm Robbie Burrows
Yeah I be referencing Lord of the Rings
At the end of this I'll be living with kings
You be like "Um...Erm..I'm no good at these things"
I be simple but clever like Svens last riddle
Showin my IQ is higher though like I'm Malcolm in the Middle
This is the first time I've attempted a rap
And I be makin sure H-Town is on the map
I'll be runnin' this board just like I'm Adi
I be the pro golfer, yo your just the caddy
Tryna bring some humour up in this joint, ya know?!?
Cos no-one on here can test my lyrical flooooow
Out.

i liked it, but i was more geek rap. you know what im sayin dawg?

because seriously who puts lord of the rings in there rap, and malcolm in the middle?

[TW89]

i liked it, but i was more geek rap. you know what im sayin dawg?

because seriously who puts lord of the rings in there rap, and malcolm in the middle?

Lol, fair enuff. Jus summin different ya get me? Anyways it was jus a joke/bit of fun. Plus I had to fit somethings it to make it rhyme.

Oh and its "in their rap" not to be a geek or anything though  :thumbsup:

[G-Man]

i liked it, but i was more geek rap. you know what im sayin dawg?

because seriously who puts lord of the rings in there rap, and malcolm in the middle?

Lol, fair enuff. Jus summin different ya get me? Anyways it was jus a joke/bit of fun. Plus I had to fit somethings it to make it rhyme.

Oh and its "in their rap" not to be a geek or anything though  :thumbsup:

haha +1

[TW89]

haha +1

Safe  :cheers: +1 too, you need it  :thumbsup:

[G-Man]

haha +1

Safe  :cheers: +1 too, you need it  :thumbsup:

haha, its just because i fuck around, and piss people off, i bet thers some people who tkae there karma deadly seriously and jerk off everytime they get a new point

[TW89]

haha, its just because i fuck around, and piss people off, i bet thers some people who tkae there karma deadly seriously and jerk off everytime they get a new point

*Stops wankin'* .....Haha.......Yeah...

[G-Man]

haha, its just because i fuck around, and piss people off, i bet thers some people who tkae there karma deadly seriously and jerk off everytime they get a new point

*Stops wankin'* .....Haha.......Yeah...

haha, lmao,

[moby]

who dare say the one and only?
ya'll know that place is left for moby
i see fake people going around
but the legend is back
i'm like a tsunami
you dont know me
you understand
lets make it alittle simple
i'm a tidal wave
that will take you to your grave
this aint average
i'm a savage
playing the violin
you wat we call a has been
we have borg thinking he can rap
stick to hocky and dont forget the strap
i dont need many lines to prove my point
hope i didn't dissappoint
peace to the real nigger
oli, tito and all the other players
i am the mayor

[oLi]

who dare say the one and only?
ya'll know that place is left for moby
i see fake people going around
but the legend is back
i'm like a tsunami
you dont know me
you understand
lets make it alittle simple
i'm a tidal wave
that will take you to your grave
this aint average
i'm a savage
playing the violin
you wat we call a has been
we have borg thinking he can rap
stick to hocky and dont forget the strap
i dont need many lines to prove my point
hope i didn't dissappoint
peace to the real nigger
oli, tito and all the other players
i am the mayor

stay up stay true stay reppin
up to the top spot where moby be steppin
i give you my blessin
out ma holster grab ma smith n wesson
guess who gon get popped, its HOOK SON