the rap brap offcial rap thread

[BigMac]

hey golo in grad three it's show and tell
why don't you go there
and learn how to properly spell
(man my verses ride on coronations of air)

:bs:

eloquent reply
you're verses crash, burn, and die

im gonna stick up for golo because i believe he is right
his verse was fire, yours was just shite.
why dont you learn to structure your rhymes.
because 'properly spell' is commiting english crimes.

[TheGodEmperor]

hey golo in grad three it's show and tell
why don't you go there
and learn how to properly spell
(man my verses ride on coronations of air)

:bs:

eloquent reply
you're verses crash, burn, and die

im gonna stick up for golo because i believe he is right
his verse was fire, yours was just shite.
why dont you learn to structure your rhymes.
because 'properly spell' is commiting english crimes.

I admit my metre went a bit awry
but the fire I spit comes out three ply
like the toilet paper they use
in the five star hotel loos
(for all you brits out there)
mac I should receive your prayer
tomorrow afternoon
or sometime very soon --
I put the first man on the moon.

[BigMac]

hey golo in grad three it's show and tell
why don't you go there
and learn how to properly spell
(man my verses ride on coronations of air)

:bs:

eloquent reply
you're verses crash, burn, and die

im gonna stick up for golo because i believe he is right
his verse was fire, yours was just shite.
why dont you learn to structure your rhymes.
because 'properly spell' is commiting english crimes.

I admit my metre went a bit awry
but the fire I spit comes out three ply
like the toilet paper they use
in the five star hotel loos
(for all you brits out there)
mac I should receive your prayer
tomorrow afternoon
or sometime very soon --
I put the first man on the moon.

the first half of the rap just didnt make sense
I didnt understand a word
trying to sound clever
but looking like a nerd
and whats with the brackets, say brackets out loud.
no you cant, because in a rap brackets arent allowed.

[TheGodEmperor]

hey golo in grad three it's show and tell
why don't you go there
and learn how to properly spell
(man my verses ride on coronations of air)

:bs:

eloquent reply
you're verses crash, burn, and die

im gonna stick up for golo because i believe he is right
his verse was fire, yours was just shite.
why dont you learn to structure your rhymes.
because 'properly spell' is commiting english crimes.

I admit my metre went a bit awry
but the fire I spit comes out three ply
like the toilet paper they use
in the five star hotel loos
(for all you brits out there)
mac I should receive your prayer
tomorrow afternoon
or sometime very soon --
I put the first man on the moon.

the first half of the rap just didnt make sense
I didnt understand a word
trying to sound clever
but looking like a nerd
and whats with the brackets, say brackets out loud.
no you cant, because in a rap brackets arent allowed.

It's not up to you to make the rules
I'm the master -- you all are fools
brackets are a legitimate form of communication
just like metaphor or even wild gesticulation.
The first part of my rhyme made perfect sense
if you didn't understand, then you gotta be dense.
You're the janitor here -- you clean my floors,
do menial labour and chores,
make the beds of Tito's whores,
while I'm monarch over all,
and you're in my permanent thrall.

[TJ Hooker]

TJ Hook, like a dead tale,  imma figment to your imagination
desert eagles, shell catchers, big birds like sesame street, i aint exaggeratin'
I aint good to bluff, hands behind your back like cuffs,you get looted up, LRG hoody got it suited up
just look dont feel, its rude to touch, point the AR-15 at your car than shoot it up
on blast, jeff gor-don i'm navigating fast, candy paint red like a rash, im ridin on glass
ghetto rich without cash, spent my last paycheck on ice, i can freeze that ass,
All i know in life is the jewlz, and the wrist gliss, flow get shifted, im rick james im rich bitch
anyone in the buildin get they lip hit, the research group is lifted, pounds by the brick in ur state cause i shipped it
you ridiculous for coming at hook like Obama advocating for change
he talk about your paper game, while he rollin through with sprewells on the range
yeah these the Marc Jacob Aviators,  roll with a kada for you crazy haters
on the grind all the time, tired of you low-lifes, you lazy, Later.
kick game crazy, Vans, Airforces and Jordans on my feet, they haven't even come out
im Stuntastic like Yukmouth and i'm like Jordan, that's why I ball with my tongue out

[TheGodEmperor]

You don't wrap up your verses at all
you leave us in a mental stall,
whereas my rhymes eclipse the sun,
they're conceptual cutpurses --
like some dude who steals from everyone
and never reimburses.
My words are blades whetted on stone
they find you alone,
cut you up as I have shown
and leave you no time to groan...
I got this under lock and key
I think thats easy to see --
I'll end this alpha male facade
I don't need it -- I'm God.

 :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:
 

[TJ Hooker]

You don't wrap up your verses at all
you leave us in a mental stall,
whereas my rhymes eclipse the sun,
they're conceptual cutpurses --
like some dude who steals from everyone
and never reimburses.
My words are blades whetted on stone
they find you alone,
cut you up as I have shown
and leave you no time to groan...
I got this under lock and key
I think thats easy to see --
I'll end this alpha male facade
I don't need it -- I'm God.

 :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:
 

you can get stabbed in the dome, man you slow like grass when it grows,
i'll make you eat a scab out your nose, and smack you in the face hold the cam while it rolls,
you called me while i'm smashing ya hoe, probably start crying hearing passionate moans,
all you gonna hear next is the magnum explode, bitch-ass imma ass-to-the-hole
but call me infidel cas-to-the-dro, I want the glass, look like santa like snow,
thinkin you can win against Hook is like asking the pope for a sac of that dro
totalfootball you think you Book smart, but your chest would explode if you had Hooks Heart
You spell out concepts with no meaning, your only outlet is the dictionary,
cold to the touch like a mormon on a missionary, bay area envisionary
you gettin shook like ivan the terrible this shit scary, im in bail and i got Bonds like Barry,
I twist that green shit, they call me Potter, I'm like Harry, is total football shook? Yes, very.
I paint pictures when i drop lines, I didn't write this I Drew like Carrey
I got your bitch addicted to me like Nicotine, my tint on the whip is see through blue like Listorine,
Had a bad day with my aim, i hold the toaster with two hands now cause i missed your team
i spray random, i love when bitches lie and say im handsome,
just cause i got them tied up and gagged for they ransom,
ask me about coke missions? I ran some
if you can relate to me in any way this is your anthem

[TheGodEmperor]

hook all you're doing is spewing cliches
designed to warp the mind
and leave you in a daze...
but in me you'll find
an opponent to fear
whose head is clear
and unfazed by your linguistic confusion
and knows all too well
the power of illusion,
but I stand strong by my conviction
weaving infernos of diction
that glide with no friction
and spin truth, not fiction.
My rhymes are a knell
that resounds throughout the land,
a liberation from hell,
a message to understand.

So understand, and be silenced.

[Tito]

Hey there Tito,
you're like a mosquito
you never go away
you've got nothing to display
and you suck dick everyday
but you dont make them pay
because to you this is like a buffet

quit fronting Borg you can't rap fo shit
keeping posting and your rep will go down bit by bit
your like un-masked bandit in your school outfit
exposed and getting outwit
think before you rap
your words are like crap
no offense to the crap though
saying i'm a dick sucker your the one sleeping with Rio
a hoe messing with a pro its kinda low
and i know your reply will be slow
and i thought rep couldn't go below zero
but then again theres you bro

I've conquered this thread once -- I'll do it again
My words will cause you all eternal pain
because I've got a scheme,
one that calls for me to dream
my rise and your demise --
I'll wait until you realize
that I will always reign supreme,
my will shall crush your self esteem,
and if you've got any sense
you better bow down on the ground,
acknowledge my eloquence,
my rythm, my flow, my sound,
and let my dominance abound
in your obeisance all around.

your so full of you self
i can read you like a book on a shelf
claiming my wins
confessing my sins
acting all superior, you actually inferior
and ain't no body feeling ya
you acting like a man in insanity
wake up to reality
get out of your fantasy
my skills ain't got no boundary
so, don't step to me

[manutd.]

Tito, you're such a shit member
when was the last time you made a good post, please help me remember
you're a hoax, don't even boast, you're rhymes are just jokes
you think you're big and you think you've got rep
but i've had all the rep since before you took your first step
man i dont wanna brag, but you cant even touch my swag
dont go posting your weak soft raps
because no one here even claps.

[TheGodEmperor]

Tito give up now, you've got no chance,
I can fry your brains with a glance,
beat you in any circumstance,
or lull you into a trance
with words intricate as mosquito netting...
but let the banter end,
lets begin the blood letting --
say hello to your doom, my friend,
for your death will be a godsend,
my verbal lashings now commence,
and you pale to a snail
in my divine presence,
but maybe I should alter the theme of this rap:
Tito, your verses are a pile of crap,
frail twigs that I can snap --
I'll drive you off the map,
you're slime under my feet,
squeeling that you're not beat,
and the irony is
that you already are,
so make way for this,
my rising star,
'cause you were never bright,
so accept my victory by right --
you're in a losing fight.

[TheGodEmperor]

Tito, you're such a shit member
when was the last time you made a good post, please help me remember
you're a hoax, don't even boast, you're rhymes are just jokes
you think you're big and you think you've got rep
but i've had all the rep since before you took your first step
man i dont wanna brag, but you cant even touch my swag
dont go posting your weak soft raps
because no one here even claps.

borg I fight my wars alone,
I'm better off on my own
so just get out of my way
and let me do the killing today.