the rap brap offcial rap thread

[manutd.]

it only goes up, when he looks at guys

[sputnik]

but when he needs viagra, sputnik supplies

[Tito]

Totalfootball10 and Borg can only fantasize
about living me and Stupnik lives

[manutd.]

When Tito sees me, his pubes go as sharp as knives
TF10 and I are so famous, we get a thousand wives

[TheGodEmperor]

 :cheers:

I feel sorry for people with erectile disfunctional lives
I don't know how you take it Tito, how do you survive?

[sputnik]

Totalfootball10 and Borg can only fantasize
about living me and Stupnik lives

my name is not Stupnik now go back and serve fries

[TheGodEmperor]

and if they ask you real nice, give them supersize  :thumbsup:

[riodavid]

Who knows the 4 songs in the Skora BF series?

[Tito]

enough of this lets bring back the good old way
to kick it off

yo'll raping at a slow rate
which make it easy for the Tito to penetrate
i don't even know why you all wait
to rate
my victory
which there is never a doubt about
you know you gone lose so just take the first round-about
so you better just watch my superiority from a hideout
Sputnik, TF10, Borg and others
back off my throne and stay behind your mothers
before i lay out you and all you brothers
you all haven't been dissed
you've just been dismissed

[TheGodEmperor]

tito your beat is all wrong
and your thimble sized dick isn't very long
you smoke your pubes theough a bong
and fuck the corpse of Mao Zedong
I know you're a necrophiliac
you'll take them from any death
be it a murder, a drowning, a heart attack,
a car accident, a fatal loss of breath,
I know you like that male cadaver ass crack.

I surprise myself sometimes  :saywhat: I think I win  :pimp:

[Tito]

this ain't over it just begun
you just dropped on verse and you think you won
my rhymes are heavier by at least a ton
your fun is over no your just no-one
you nothing more than a delay to my victory
an extra walking around my scenery
you better watch you step kid it get very slippery

[Bow]

Ye, Im b to the Bow, gorilla on the snow
jump up and down and feel my flow,
I went to my school, had sex in the pool
then got told off for breaking a rule,
I just had a wank, gave a moneky a spank,
Im a pirate, ill walk the plank
coke or pepsi? what a hard choice,
but that i got help from jesus voice,
he said ryan oh ryan, might i just say
even jesus thinks poems are gay!