the rap brap offcial rap thread

[TheGodEmperor]

 :cheers:
I say we continue with this ethnic rapping theme

[sputnik]

a to the 1 to the 0 to the s
he made one good thread unlike all the rest
that global warming thread wasnt as bad as the others
because it encapsulated all of canadas troubles
and these joyous thoughts brought a smile to my face
because i dream of the end of the canadian race
i hope the ice caps melt and water levels rise
to drown totalfootball and all canadians like flies

lol shit but not bad for a rap about global warming

[TheGodEmperor]

Global warming in Canada might be dire,
but you brits have really got your asses on the fire,
so you might as well let me rape all your wives and daughters,
because in a hundred years, you'll all be under water.
Britain will be a floating lavat'ry,
home to all the shit of the fishes of the sea.

[TheGodEmperor]

sputs got no reply apparently  :pimp:

[Tito]

I'm SG money is my quotation
Forum man, So I need to lock-down the station
Slick talk, I'll put a members into rotation
Tito style, I shoot em on location
my fans clap louder than an Oprah ovation
rap hardcore like a Daredevil
cause all yous ain't on my level
I'm like Perotta, and the color of Ricotta
Tito rich, That's the hard to find shirt
Ya rocks keep to them selves, Well mines flirt
I'm to clean, Board of Health couldn't find dirt
I'm rich bitch, And I'm screaming it like dave chapell
They call me Golden boy, Maybe it's The cash I held

[sputnik]

@ Tito:

That kid tries too hard to rap blick :dontknow:
He shouldntve coloured himself with that shit :thumbsup:
because he should know from 8 mile its bout the rapper inside
and it dont matter that hes whiter than both Bonnie and Clyde
and that it doesnt matter than his hair colour is really poroxide
and it dont matter that hes from Park Lane and not the West Side
and it doesnt matter if hes a batter for the wrong side
its ok to be yourself as long as youve tried
and nobody will mind if because of this you cried
basically my message is:
YOU LOSE *sighs*

(no racism, just only within the rap battle) we all know youre white white white :cheers:

[Tito]

actually i'm black

[TheGodEmperor]

actually i'm black

prove it.

[Tito]

ask Moby his my cousin

[TheGodEmperor]

that means hes my cousin because I'm your father

[Tito]

no that would mean your his uncle but you bothers mother would the sister of his fathers brothers nephews grandmother

[TheGodEmperor]

I am too tired to make sense of that