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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #48 on: Apr 04, 2008, 09:44: PM »
oooow!!! i wouldn't take that TF10.  your getting owned by jono.


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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #49 on: Apr 04, 2008, 11:31: PM »
oooow!!! i wouldn't take that TF10.  your getting owned by jono.
jono aint owning nobody...and I literally had to leave 2 minutes after I wrote that...anyhow

Jono, you think you can pull off a win,
man I'd throw your rhymes in a garbage bin,
your content is getting a little thin,
but you're still sporting that idiotic grin,
so sit back and watch these rhymes I spin:

I saw you yesterday, drinking some dick-juice,
but little did I know that Tito
was giving it to you in the caboose,
while he was getting anal-raped by a moose.

You think you're all mighty and high,
bt you're not as high as me
I transcend the sky,
and none of you can challenge my supremacy,
'cause I've got a main course for you --
and its Jono barbecue

add on 'cause I'm bored:

You all think that you're the best of the rest,
but its time that you learn
that I'm the best of the best
and that you get what you earn
which in your case is
a bottle of shit and a bucket of jizz.

Its time to give you a formal education,
to teach you to stay in your station,
and to cut down on the masturbation,
so I think you better start to behave,
because I'm the ruler and you're the slave,
and you'll take that to the grave
if you cross me again,
because I rule over
all women and men.

you better get all that through your head,
and always remember what your Emperor said,
bow down to me now I rule this thread,
and I know that you're all quaking with dread,
while I am with your female family in bed. 
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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #50 on: Apr 04, 2008, 11:58: PM »
Haha Jono is amazing.  :biggrin:
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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #51 on: Apr 04, 2008, 11:59: PM »
Haha Jono is amazing.  :biggrin:
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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #52 on: Apr 05, 2008, 12:39: PM »
Everyone has spoken Jonos the victor
Which makes me the God Emperor
Its time for the new order
Jono puttin it down with slaughter
Your nothing but general
Im the incredibe
My rhymes be unbreakable
Dont start me im unstoppable

I dont write
I only recite
I beat kids like you on a daily basis
Everyone here is a witness
They saw your downfall and defeat
My rhymes scare off big buckwheat

All yall get ready and turn the page
Becareful you might see a piece of TF10s rib cage
TF10 came up here wanting beef
He left here with broken front teeth

I call your mum my ho
Gotta go now she owes me a blow
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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #53 on: Apr 06, 2008, 01:06: AM »
Jono now you think you're all the rage,
get outa here this is my stage,
I got your mom right here in a cage,
she's been screaming for my dick for an age.

You might think you're God-Emperor now,
but you're not so you might as well bow
down to me -- the one and only true God,
before I anal your mom with a rod.

you dont know what you're getting into
this is just the beginning,
I'm beating you black and blue
and you're still grinning
so if you wanna deny my dominance,
I'll just show you my prominence
at spinning wicked verses and instilling fear,
because you now know that your end is near,
it's time for you to start groveling on the floor,
'cause I'm like the pimp, and you're like the whore. 
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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #54 on: Apr 07, 2008, 05:45: PM »
I aiint raged im calm
Typin my raps with slight movements of my arm
Ive won this, you know its fo real
Im the man made outta steel
Im superman ready to kill

Your all beat and battered
Your rhymes confused and scattered
Been rappin for years
Leavin bitches like you in tears

You say you keep my mum locked in a cage
Well your momma comes to me freely on and offstage
Last week i put your momma in a coma
She came back to me even though i told her it was ova

You say your the pimp
What ive heard your nothin but a wimp
You keep lookin for your penis wit yo spyglass
I gotta go now, and play with yo mommas ass

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I think this has gone on long enough, you started it, and i just finised it. People decide. The raps go fron mage 2 to 4 i think, or 3 to 4 between me and TF10.
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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #55 on: Apr 07, 2008, 11:40: PM »
i think jono has won but TF10 was coming back very well. one more page and i think TF10 could have won.


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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #56 on: Apr 08, 2008, 05:23: PM »
i think jono has won but TF10 was coming back very well. one more page and i think TF10 could have won.

i was getting bored in the end, but since you say this moby, i say we make one more round

lets go TF10, write your last rap........bring it

one last round  :boxing:
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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #57 on: Apr 08, 2008, 07:48: PM »
oooo! i love you jono. you seze to amaze me


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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #58 on: Apr 08, 2008, 09:44: PM »
expect the unexpected  :thumbsup: :pimp:
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Re: the rap brap offcial rap thread
« Reply #59 on: Apr 09, 2008, 04:58: PM »
hahahahaha. +1 karma for that. i love you. you legend.


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