the rap brap offcial rap thread

[Jono]

TF10 where are you, moby i think he is bitchin it  :bs:

lol my karma should be 2 

[moby]

haha you smell what i smell.

i smell a bitch.

and i am the one that took your karma to 1

[Jono]

thanks moby baby

i think my last rap mustve really got to him

[moby]

hahahaah and your karma is back to 0

[Jono]

omg,  :cursing:

mind putting it up again  :biggrin:

[TheGodEmperor]

aiiight...I was in Washington for the week on a school trip, but I hear that you want me to spit some more fire:

Jono thinks hes got this under wraps
hes already doing his victory laps
but hes gonna get left behind
by the wicked rhymes I spin
his position will be resigned
and its now clear that I win.

Jono you might spit words...
man, I spit verbal fire
so listen all you turds
while I make the level higher

Yous say my mom came to you free,
but I still have yet to see
a woman come so openly at me
as your mom, and I've heard no tell
of a 12 night stay in a motel
with 10 days straight doggystyle,
and then some extreme shit for a while
but I think its time we reconcile
you'll just bow down to my rhymes
about a thousand times
and then we'll choose to ignore,
that your mom is a herpes-infested whore.  WHATWHATWHAT  :pimp: jono I think its time you surrender

[Jono]

Whats with this verbal assualt thread
I burn you like i burn my bread
Into toast, with butter and honey
Your raps are shit, nothing but funny
You need much practise
Your nothing but a actress
Me n yo momma outside in tha nude
I dont mean to be rude
But im her dude

Im the best here end of duscussion
I blast all of you in a lyrical eruption
Lyrics heatin in combustion
Burning you in the dungeon

Your mum is a cheater
My semen drinker
She my dirty ho
Likin my dick, nice and slow
My dick in yo momma is the place to be
She always screamin "Jono fuck ME!"

[TheGodEmperor]

Shaky start there Jono...anyways to business:

You just got a taste of what my rhymes can do,
you think you're cool, man, I'm a pimped out Jew:

This is a lyrical hurricane,
by the time I'm done with you,
you'll be insane,
your awe will be nothing to your pain,
and I do this for the common good and not for gain
and I'll take your final remains,
leave them outside to rot when it rains,
and I've got your mom tied to my bed moaning in chains.

I deep-throated her 'till her throat was rough,
but she still couldn't get enough
she likes food sex and all that stuff,
and she screamed so load I needed an earmuff.

Jono you cant measure up to me
I'm a god, I transcend reality,
while you're a barbarian humping a tree,
while I get your mom offereing herself for free
if your rhymes were fire, mine were angel dust
mine will stay forever, while yours will combust.

[Jono]

Yeah i admit that my last one wasnt the best.

Hitler the murderer of thousands of Jews,
He is nothin on what im about to unleash on you,
When im done you'll be in a mental penitentiary,
Wishing you were dead in a old dark cemetary.
Your angel dust will burn,
Like your last defeat, will you ever learn?
That im God of this 5 page thread,
Leaving suckers like you in dread.
 
Please leave, take those exit doors
Give me some time with yo mum and her vagina walls
But it was meant to be, i gotta let you know
She my Juliet and im her Romeo
Im her pimp and she my ho
Im her giant FI FIE FO

[TheGodEmperor]

jono you think your omnipotent
but all you are is damn impotent
you're fat and lazy and indolent,
a big, scurrying, squealing rodent.

Man now I got all the power,
your victorys gone stale and your threats gone sour
I'll beat you daily -- every minute, every hour
while you're masturbating to Tito in the shower.

I don't know why I bother to reply,
because you're about to die
and my limits exceed the sky...
in fact, I'm limitless
with muscular physique and godlike fitness  ( :pimp:)
so now I'll let you bear witness
to my rhymes, so watch me spit this:

Last night I took your mom back to my place,
I tied her to my bed, and cummed in her face,
we rutted at an almost monstrous pace,
and she finished so fast that it was a disgrace,
so I opened her vaj and stuck in a mace,
 but enough of that...lets cut to the chase
you're getting more leeway than you deserve
I ought to leave you and your rhymes
abandoned at the curb,
and as I've told you multiple times,
it's time for me to rule and for you to serve.

 :pimp:

[TheGodEmperor]

jono im waiting

[Chris-C]

HAHA my fave thread is baccckk!!!

Tf10. Your abit bent!
You think you have fitness but your bitches are men.
You biccer like them, Im slicker than sven.
You and Jono think your allways onit,
When realy your a couple, just like wallace and gromit!
Have you seen your face, it looks like a pile of vomit.

But youl never be able to match the mighty Chris!
Because You and Jono are a pair, like tits!


Ill be the victor when this rap threads over.
My lyrics hit hard just like a Bulldoser!!