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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #12 on: Jul 23, 2009, 07:42: PM »
39) Think of a hot woman. Khoa fucked her.
40) Khoa is what Willis was talking about
41) Khoa wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper
42) Khoa has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #13 on: Jul 24, 2009, 04:08: PM »
HAHAHA i fucking love this thread, and now, Khoa :bowdown:
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #14 on: Jul 24, 2009, 05:24: PM »
KHOA FOR LIFE  :bowdown:

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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #15 on: Jul 25, 2009, 12:57: AM »
40)Khoa does'nt wear a watch.he decides what time it is himself.

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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #16 on: Jul 25, 2009, 06:39: AM »

24. khoa's not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like khoa.

haha class
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #17 on: Jul 25, 2009, 08:56: PM »
41) khoa never comes too early, nor too late, he comes exactly at the time he is meant to.

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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #18 on: Jul 25, 2009, 09:12: PM »
can u please change that to 43)? I already did 42.
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #19 on: Jul 29, 2009, 08:32: AM »
well funny thread hahahaha
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #20 on: Jul 29, 2009, 10:46: AM »
khoa dont need to search for waldo.khoa is waldo

i know estupid one  :cheers:

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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #21 on: Jul 29, 2009, 04:51: PM »
44) Khoa once fought off Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Skora, Santa Claus, Jackie Chan, and all other extremely powerful people... With his weak-footed pinkie toe.  :biggrin:
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #22 on: Jul 30, 2009, 04:47: AM »
that was weak^

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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #23 on: Jul 30, 2009, 05:34: AM »
44) Khoa once fought off Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Skora, Santa Claus, Jackie Chan, and all other extremely powerful people... With his weak-footed pinkie toe.  :biggrin:

I'm afraid you're wrong. Khoa does not own a "weak", and when it comes to himself, he is unfamiliar with the term "weak".