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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #36 on: Dec 31, 2012, 04:03: PM »
Fuck, this was over 3years ago! I think I've been here too long.
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #37 on: Dec 31, 2012, 05:13: PM »
haha ... wtf !!! this is fucking Hilarious   :043:
how did this thread came up??  :lol_hitting:
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #38 on: Dec 31, 2012, 06:45: PM »
It was the beginnings of a religion known as Khoaism. The official religion of Beyond Football. We actually had a poll on here 3yrs ago, and Khoaism was the most popular religion.
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #39 on: Dec 31, 2012, 07:47: PM »
Quote from: redsforlife on Dec 31, 2012, 06:45: PM
It was the beginnings of a religion known as Khoaism. The official religion of Beyond Football. We actually had a poll on here 3yrs ago, and Khoaism was the most popular religion.
wow !!! seems so realistic  :grin:
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #40 on: Jan 01, 2013, 02:24: AM »
Quote from: KellerFS on Jul 22, 2009, 05:25: PM
25) God can walk on water, but Khoa can swim through land
26) Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Khoa's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this machine as Palle
27) Khoa doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
28) Khoa CAN beleive its not butter!
29) Khoa CAN touch MC Hammer
30) Khoa can speak braille
31) Khoa's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. no one fools Khoa
32) Khoa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
33) Khoa doesn't wear condoms. There is no protection from Khoa.
34) If Khoa did wear a condom, it would be a live rattle-snake!
35) Khoa counted to infinity. twice.
36) Some kids piss their name in the snow. Khoa can piss his name into concrete.
LOL all of these are just chuck norris jokes, he just switched chuck norris into Khoa lol
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #41 on: Jan 01, 2013, 02:31: AM »
btw what happened to the Khoaism?
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Re: Commandments of Khoa
« Reply #42 on: Jan 01, 2013, 11:01: AM »
Quote from: Emil Nissen on Jan 01, 2013, 02:31: AM
btw what happened to the Khoaism?
khoa is the only one eligible for it... none of us are good enough to be khoaistic  :sign0151:
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