Here's a quick summary of last year, or as much as I can remember, feel free to add on.
All factual and 100% serious.
Freestyle Related:
- Sean won the GreenCowFieldFootball competition, though he used a basketball and never once used his feet (Geddit? Opposite of RBSS
) - Monta were caught injecting Helium into their footballs so more air moves were accomplished, famously Azun was caught using a Helium filled ball for his apatw&paatw
- Billy Wingrove is still the the best freestyler in the UK
- Jeremy Lynch 'hit it up' in the Premiership with Arsenal and won the league in his first season..................On Fifa '09
- The IRA folded, but regrouped under a new name - The Irish Freestyle Crew
- Skora is currently still going with his attempt to beat the tatw-tatw nt world record, at a time of 3 months, 2 days and 6 hours
- And finally, Benio was rightly named the best freestyler in the world
Beyond Football Related:
- Moby correctly predicted World War 3
- Kanye posted a few times on the board........erm I mean Adi
- TJ Hook was spotted rollin' around 'the bay'...............on his rollerblades
- G Man and Hayezzzzzzz got married. Their hook up convo went as follows:
G Man: Hey
Hayes: Safe?
G Man: Obvs.
Hayes: Sex?
G Man: Thowt ud never ask
They're currently on their Honeymoon, with occassional visits from Miran Pirner - oLi kept deleting peoples posts on his wanking thread err.. I mean 'hot babes thread', because they were immature and not at all funny. He also decided to try to buy a sense of humour, but was turned down
- And 2zef won the 'Welcome to Beyond Football :cheers: ' award
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Probs missed some important ish out but meh.