The Longest Thread

[lilmaniac]

during ur exam week, do u have half days

[manutd.]

Each exam for Grade 9 and 10 students are an hour and a half, you can leave after the first hour is up though. And once you're done your exam, you're done for the day. Grade 12 University exams are 2 and a half hours, I will probably be sitting in a chair writing my 2 and a half hour exam in a few years..

[Chunkchenko]

just got this interesting email 

"Dear, Friend.
I am Mr,  hari_kunda The Bill and Exchange Manager at the Foreign Remittance  Department of Bank Of Africa(BOA). I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.that could hlep you and I.
 
On oct 6, 2002, an American physician/Contractor with the Economic Community Of West African States (ECOWAS), Dr. George W.Brumley FromAtlanta,U.S.A Deposited the sum of US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty_five Million Dollars only) in my bank.
Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his  forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Economic Community Of West Africa States(ECOWAS) that Dr George W.Brumley died in a plane crash with his intire family in mount Kenya,East Africa in the year 2003.I want you to visit the website below for more information about the Plane
Crash://http://www.wral.com/news/2345844/detail.html
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html 
 
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that In the bank form for next of kin, George W.Brumley Before his death filled his wife JEAN BRUMLEY as his next of kin but unfortunately, the wife died with him along others and therefore, there is nobody left behind to claim the fund of Dr.
George Brumley as his next of kin that was the reason why I contacted you and proposed it as a deal between us.
 
Meanwhile, According to the Burkina Faso Law,under Burkina's foreign and defense affairs,at the expiration of 5 (five) years,such funds will revert to the ownership of the Burkina Faso Government for financing military  operations,such as purchasing of arms and ammunitions for the military.
 
In order to avert this negative development, I will like to seek for your permission as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Dr.George W.Brumley so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not be use for financing weapons which will further enhance the courses of war in the world in general.
 
The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me.There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done accordingly and with my position as the bill and exchange guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.If you are interested, please reply immediately so that i will instruct you on what to do
 
 Finally, You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that  this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall  require your assistance to invest my share in your country.Anxiously Awaiting  to hearing from you.
Thanks
Best regards
Mr hari"

Fucking spam  :boxing:

[oLi]

The retard who wrote that used some crap translator lol

[lilmaniac]

the tv show "dateline" will every now and then try and catch people who do these scams

[lilmaniac]

anyone know the title of the song in this commerical for bacardi rum

EDIT:
no one fear, i found the name of the song, people can stop looking now

[cigar omar]

Like anyone was looking to begin with.  :biggrin:

[Jonathonhehu]

 :argue: bla bla bla

[Pakito]

i get my hair cut this week!!

[Chunkchenko]

i get my hair cut this week!!

thats just made my day  :thumbsup:

[lilmaniac]

no need for seperate thread...but with all this dick stuff going around people should take this test and show everyone where they stand

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_908gay

[Tito]

this test if false just cuz i don't drink they claim i'm gay  :cursing: