happy birthday you dirty cum guzzler. you never told me what santa bought you!
This is how your birthday will turn out.
popcorn, cake, headbang!, smoke on the porch, get drunk, threesome, when you discover they were both guys, dissapointed, crying in shame, shitting out all the cum, suicide.
:popcorn:

:rockit: :pimp: :cheers: :3some: :saywhat: :down: :-[ :'( :potty: :nopity:
ENJOY!