The Longest Thread

[Tito]

big marshmellow guy in dirt!

???
what hell was that?

[TheGodEmperor]

big marshmellow guy in dirt!

???
what hell was that?

It's a canada thing...you wouldn't get it

[L_I_S]

big marshmellow guy in dirt!

???
what hell was that?

i think hes being random :dontknow:
or hes nutz

[Tito]

if we could just keep all random posts here that would be nice

[Chunkchenko]

or you can call Batistuta

wtf that isnt welsh  :dontknow:

The word your thinking of tom is "Heddlu" which means "Police".

Some Welsh insults :thumbsup:

Cont = Cunt
Callu = Shit
Hoyw = Gay
Twll Din = Asshole
Coc Oen = Sheeps Dick

Yeah I was close enough lol
and thanks lol, actually my mate @ uni used to live on Anglesey, ill try them out  :biggrin:

Where abouts in Anglesey is he from and how old is he?

and to Plaxico im pretty sure Batistuta speaks welsh because hes from the "Patagonia" area in Argentina which for some reason speak welsh a geography teacher told me that he heard from a tv show when Wales had a game againts Argentina years ago that he was the only player on the pitch who could speak Welsh :lol:

The alphabet is even different it doesnt have "V" and "Z" but has other letters like Ch, dd, ff, ll, ng

[L_I_S]

i found this a wile ago. its about a computer owner. the computer guy got fired. i dont think it was fair tho.

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"Rich Hall computer assistance, may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
“They disappeared. Nothing."
“Nothing?"
“It's a blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
“Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
“How do I tell?"
“Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
“What's a sea-prompt?"
“Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
“There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
“Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
“What's a monitor?"
“The thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
"Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
“Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
“Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power failure."
"A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too damn stupid to own a computer."

[a;sdlfkjas;df]

and to Plaxico im pretty sure Batistuta speaks welsh because hes from the "Patagonia" area in Argentina which for some reason speak welsh a geography teacher told me that he heard from a tv show when Wales had a game againts Argentina years ago that he was the only player on the pitch who could speak Welsh

that's what i would have figured, but i looked it up, and he's from sante fe.

had a look (i was curious), and i think that it was gabriel heinze.

[TW89]

Where abouts in Anglesey is he from and how old is he?

Lol idk really, jus i know that he from there. And hes 19 I think.

[stefanfreestylez]

dwwqdqdqdqd :cursing: this is gay ont :3some:

[Tito]

big marshmellow guy in dirt!

???
what hell was that?

It's a canada thing...you wouldn't get it

oh okay i understand
hope you all took your free pills

[Royal Freakiness]

i found this a wile ago. its about a computer owner. the computer guy got fired. i dont think it was fair tho.

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"Rich Hall computer assistance, may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
“They disappeared. Nothing."
“Nothing?"
“It's a blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
“Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
“How do I tell?"
“Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
“What's a sea-prompt?"
“Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
“There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
“Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
“What's a monitor?"
“The thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
"Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
“Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
“Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power failure."
"A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too damn stupid to own a computer."

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[L_I_S]

i think this is funny, share it with some chix, c wat they say ;)

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AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN FINALLY, THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY.

(I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR "THE RULES" FROM THE FEMALE SIDE.
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.
THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM only IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED. WE DO THAT.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY "NOTHING," WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE... REALLY.

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.