I think Plaxico Buress broke out of the hospital last night, even after sustaining a fresh gunshot wound, and is now feverishly moderating this forum. My guess is that he placed a stunt double of himself in the hotel bed after staging the shooting, and then made a break for it out the window, using the fire escape platforms as a means to reach the ground.
Jeeze, the guy must really hate football, or must be having some dispute with quarterback Eli Manning. Any thoughts, gents?