Nice joke there! :lol:
Bringing in a new coach will make a difference. I don't know how you guys can say it won't. If you bring in the right coach who will fire up the players and give them a wake up call, they will play differently. Change is always good for a struggling team. Players will look to impress their new manager and a new tactical plan will be used.
They just need to go out and get someone who speaks good English, can be a bit of a hard-ass, and can motivate his players.