Combat Sports/Martial Arts Thread

[TheGodEmperor]

haha yeah you're right I was just trying to think of a tecnique that would work striking the top of the head...

oooo maybe some sort of leaping elbow strike coming down onto the head like in Ong Bak lol  :dontknow:

but seriously that might actually be effective

effective if you can land it... lol

chances are like 1 in 12000 haha

if some dumbass tries to do that to me I'd kick him...and then run like fuck, because if he's crazy enough to try that, then hes probably got a baseball bat

I prefer not having to piece my face back together with metal plates

[AznMagic]

haha yeah you're right I was just trying to think of a tecnique that would work striking the top of the head...

oooo maybe some sort of leaping elbow strike coming down onto the head like in Ong Bak lol  :dontknow:

but seriously that might actually be effective

effective if you can land it... lol

chances are like 1 in 12000 haha

if some dumbass tries to do that to me I'd kick him...and then run like fuck, because if he's crazy enough to try that, then hes probably got a baseball bat

I prefer not having to piece my face back together with metal plates

1 in 12000???

THAT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGodEmperor]

haha yeah you're right I was just trying to think of a tecnique that would work striking the top of the head...

oooo maybe some sort of leaping elbow strike coming down onto the head like in Ong Bak lol  :dontknow:

but seriously that might actually be effective

effective if you can land it... lol

chances are like 1 in 12000 haha

if some dumbass tries to do that to me I'd kick him...and then run like fuck, because if he's crazy enough to try that, then hes probably got a baseball bat

I prefer not having to piece my face back together with metal plates

1 in 12000???

THAT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You might even get a CARROT!!!!

[TheGodEmperor]

I can tell that anybody who is reading this doesn't know what the hell I'm talking about

I was quoting a Rick Mercer skit haha

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but generally don't use them in sparring because they are frowned upon for some reason

easy to cut.  easy to knock the fuck out of someone with them.  would be kind of like sparring w/o gloves x 2

if some dumbass tries to do that to me I'd kick him...and then run like fuck, because if he's crazy enough to try that, then hes probably got a baseball bat

it's a spike

if someone tries it, he's probably some 5' 4" 130 lb thai badass.  then again, if someone tries that, you probably don't have any business fighting him anyway

[TheGodEmperor]

but generally don't use them in sparring because they are frowned upon for some reason

easy to cut.  easy to knock the fuck out of someone with them.  would be kind of like sparring w/o gloves x 2

if some dumbass tries to do that to me I'd kick him...and then run like fuck, because if he's crazy enough to try that, then hes probably got a baseball bat

it's a spike

if someone tries it, he's probably some 5' 4" 130 lb thai badass.  then again, if someone tries that, you probably don't have any business fighting him anyway

hence the 'run like fuck'

and yeah I know that about elbows, I was being facetious. For me, they seem so much more devastating than a punch, but that may be just me.

[a;sdlfkjas;df]

i don't know if you should even kick him  :lol: thankfully "samuel colt made man equal"

and yeah I know that about elbows, I was being facetious. For me, they seem so much more devastating than a punch, but that may be just me.

it's not just you

[TheGodEmperor]

i don't know if you should even kick him  :lol: thankfully "samuel colt made man equal"

and yeah I know that about elbows, I was being facetious. For me, they seem so much more devastating than a punch, but that may be just me.

it's not just you

yeah but I really don't wanna be carrying a fucking pistol around with me

I think the best solution is to run like a madman, because you're probably being chased by one

[AznMagic]

i don't know if you should even kick him  :lol: thankfully "samuel colt made man equal"

and yeah I know that about elbows, I was being facetious. For me, they seem so much more devastating than a punch, but that may be just me.

it's not just you

yeah but I really don't wanna be carrying a fucking pistol around with me

I think the best solution is to run like a madman, because you're probably being chased by one

i carry 8 inch metal nunchucks around with me... does that count?

[TheGodEmperor]

i don't know if you should even kick him  :lol: thankfully "samuel colt made man equal"

and yeah I know that about elbows, I was being facetious. For me, they seem so much more devastating than a punch, but that may be just me.

it's not just you

yeah but I really don't wanna be carrying a fucking pistol around with me

I think the best solution is to run like a madman, because you're probably being chased by one

i carry 8 inch metal nunchucks around with me... does that count?

I'd say it qualifies

remind me not to give you any personal info

I don't trust maniacs who carry nunchucks around with them all the time

 :biggrin:

[TheGodEmperor]

aww yeee I landed a double roundhouse-double roundhouse combo and it won me the match  :pimp:
 edward I didn't get a chance to do your combo, and anyways, the ring we were sparring in today was too small for it to be a logical combo to do  :dontknow:

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affliction event tonight just ended

fedor v. arlovski

arlovski was getting the better of the first round.  sent fedor into the ropes with a push kick.  tried to throw a flying knee off of fedor's rebound, and fedor hit him with a looping right hand on the chin.  arlovski spun in the air and ended on the ground k('ed)tfo

fedor v. barnett if affliction doesn't fold