Damn Birds

[TheGodEmperor]

one day i was riding my bike through this exclusive suburb called springthorpe and some magpie attacked.

i was riding down a hill so i was going really fast. i tried to dodge it but lost balance and hit my head right on the concrete. i had a head ache for 3 days, after that day i never left my house without a helmet

are you wearing it now?

[Chunkchenko]

I remember after having 2 bike crashes in Italy (not caused by Magpies or birds)  i have never gone fast while riding a bike and rarely ride bikes anymore i would probably wear a helmet if i got into biking again kinda stupid to thing you were teased in school if you wore a helmet while riding a bike lol

[TheGodEmperor]

I never learned to ride a bike  :down:

[Adi]

I never learned to ride a bike  :down:

 :saywhat: :bang:

[Chunkchenko]

i learnt to ride a bike when i was 14 and learnt to swim around the same age.

funny story was about learning to ride i was just waiting for a friend to come out of his house and me and another friend were pissing about on his bike so i decided to sit on it and he pushed me down his steep garden and manage to balance for a while before crashing into a fence and i thought it wasnt too hard so kept trying a few times before my friend eventually came out

i just kept trying and after about 4 hours of learning i picked it up.

i guess the problem was when i was young (the age people learnt to ride) i wasnt really interested in bikes then when i eventually wanted one i was too embarresed to go out wearing a helmet and having my dad and brother keep me balance then came the stablisers  :down: i just gave up for years before being bored one day waiting for a friend.

[moby]

i learnt to ride around five,


@TF10 i wear a helmet when i ride my bike fool not when i'm on foot.

[TheGodEmperor]

@ Adi

Toronto is just about the most walkable city in North America, I need no bike  :cursing:

@ moby

you should be wearing a helmet at all times. What if you fall while eating dinner? What if a heavy object falls onto your head? The list goes on and on...(there should be a :paranoid: smiley)

[Sule]

crows r the worst

[cigar omar]

@ Adi

Toronto is just about the most walkable city in North America, I need no bike  :cursing:

@ moby

you should be wearing a helmet at all times. What if you fall while eating dinner? What if a heavy object falls onto your head? The list goes on and on...(there should be a :paranoid: smiley)

Lmao.

[M4R10]

hah, my hobby, i get a gun, go on field, shoot birds, drinking beer,  :biggrin:

Sounds like the day of a true WT  :thumbsup:

what is WT?  :biggrin:

[Xlife]

Anyone been swooped by a bird before? I keep getting attacked by birds especially Magpies, they haven't actually hit me yet but some of my comrades have been hit. These bastards go for the temple as well, they seem to be getting closer and closer every time. I'm declaring a war I can't take any more risks, I made a sling shot and I carry rocks in my pocket now. These birds have no respect or remorse. 

Attacking a random dude

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here they are terrorizing bike riders


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!

I suggest a hand pistol BB gun.

I hate those birds they're annoying.

[jonte]

hah, my hobby, i get a gun, go on field, shoot birds, drinking beer,  :biggrin:

Sounds like the day of a true WT  :thumbsup:

what is WT?  :biggrin:

White trash, lol