Damn Birds

[cigar omar]

Anyone been swooped by a bird before? I keep getting attacked by birds especially Magpies, they haven't actually hit me yet but some of my comrades have been hit. These bastards go for the temple as well, they seem to be getting closer and closer every time. I'm declaring a war I can't take any more risks, I made a sling shot and I carry rocks in my pocket now. These birds have no respect or remorse. 

Attacking a random dude

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here they are terrorizing bike riders


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[TAHA95]

haha lol fight for ur right

[Chunkchenko]

My grand father has been swamped by seagulls probably beacuse he was eating an ice creame and they shat all over his bald head and apperently it was burning because of the heat lol

Your not allowed to feed pidgeons in the cities anymore i think you can get fined and a women once got a ASBO for feeding the seagulls in her area  :lol:

[cigar omar]

Lamo chunck you funny cunt. Yeah I member my mate in primary school was eating a snack and a bird shat on his chocolate bar he continued to eat if before I could warn him.  :lol: I feed pigeons they look cool and seagulls because they will eat anything even huge bones its amazing. But these Magpies need to be dealt with.  :down:

[sputnik]

My grand father has been swamped by seagulls probably beacuse he was eating an ice creame and they shat all over his bald head and apperently it was burning because of the heat lol

Your not allowed to feed pidgeons in the cities anymore i think you can get fined and a women once got a ASBO for feeding the seagulls in her area  :lol:

thats the most hilarious story ive ever heard in all today  :rockit:

[jonte]

I always thought "seagul" is a fun ass word

[Adi]

Speaking of birds, one flew right into my car windshield the other day. What a retard... seriously.

You should get a BB gun. Shoot those fuckers down. :rockit:

[manutd.]

Birds don't piss me off, it's raccoons and rabbits that do. They come in my backyard at night.

[TheGodEmperor]

Birds don't piss me off, it's raccoons and rabbits that do. They come in my backyard at night.

yeah raccoons raid my garbage  :cursing:

[moby]

one day i was riding my bike through this exclusive suburb called springthorpe and some magpie attacked.

i was riding down a hill so i was going really fast. i tried to dodge it but lost balance and hit my head right on the concrete. i had a head ache for 3 days, after that day i never left my house without a helmet

[M4R10]

hah, my hobby, i get a gun, go on field, shoot birds, drinking beer,  :biggrin:

[oLi]

hah, my hobby, i get a gun, go on field, shoot birds, drinking beer,  :biggrin:

Sounds like the day of a true WT  :thumbsup: