Rap Tournament: Play in Game B: Melbourne v. TJ Hook

[TJ Hooker]

see this is the type of shit im talking about, his shit was all gay jokes, talking about guns, etc. My shit had multies, personal disses (his backround, his appearance, etc.) and yall just count me out from before. stop hatin, and vote on whos raps were better, you guys get pissed when players get benched when they dont deserve to be, so dont do it here. Pay attention to word play, i took his name and his backround, all he did in both verses was call me a fag, and how hes gonna shoot me. There's no Content in that. If you know hip hop, you will see the better verse,

come on baby lets get this shit together, HYPHY MOVEMENT, ill drop in a lil bit

not being biased but TJ Hooks one didn't rhyme much so put in more rhymes next time

It dosen't have to rhyme, the sylables just gotta match up which mine did, but i also had a lotta rhymes if you re-read it. thanks for the feedback

[TJ Hooker]

aight, everybody going against me with your gay jokes and GUN PLAY
but everytime you saw Hook, you would try to RUN AWAY                   (atleast he tried burnin calories)
stop liein to the people you never HELD A MACK
and why don't you tell every one the last time you FELT A GIRLS RACK?
the answer is never, your a fucin clown that wears XXXXL size CLOTHES,
Melbourne, i didnt wanna have to ask his, but when was the last time you saw your TOES?
A river couldn't even move you, you got a Fat Flow, but TJ Hook gotta PHAT FLOW,
"Mom can you get the vasoline again? I got stuck in the BACK DO!" (DOOR)
That's your fatass talkin, i should put you on a weight loss program that will make you run for MILES
This guys so fuckin fat you can't even see his eyes when he SMILES
He looks like a literal Walking shit PILE, He ran away from fat camp and told his mom they lost his FILE (sorry mom!)
Australia is whack, there is nothng poppin off there, just a bunch of funny talking DUDES,
A whole bunch of weird ass animals, to Melbourne it just looks like more FOOD,
I'm from Ontario? that's funny cause i run shit in the BAY AREA,
melbourne sound familiar, you were the porker who was holdin up the sign for the GAY HYSTERIA,
I put weight on my rhymes, not like you, but like COLD CUTS,
Would someone shut this Fat boy up? quick someone get him a DOUGH NUT
You steal your rhymes, you don't freestyle, but after i kill you lyrically you'll be just FINE,
If you use your own flows, instead of MINE
and on this battle shit, I am untouchable like VENUS
This dude just mad cause it's been 10 years since he's seen his PENIS

[cigar omar]

Those pre school fat jokes wont cut it here kid. Accept defeat and move on. Lmao @ dude thinking hes got word place. mel was born? wtf. Get outta here.  :lol:

[manutd.]

This was the best rap battle so far, both of your last ones were great!

and on this battle shit, I am untouchable like VENUS
This dude just mad cause it's been 10 years since he's seen his PENIS

 :lol:

[TJ Hooker]

Those pre school fat jokes wont cut it here kid. Accept defeat and move on. Lmao @ dude thinking hes got word place. mel was born? wtf. Get outta here.  :lol:

Yeah, I said i gotta braveheart like Gibson, and that was how MEL born. Mel Gibson. He was a born a brave heart, so was i. Get it? i thought fat only stayed in the body, i never knew it crept up into your brain too.

and big ups Borg,  :cheers:

[moby]

"I reject your applications, meet at the railway station, no time for conversation
its time for our confrontation, theres a large congregation of people from my nation"


off the chain melbourne

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As far as verse 1 is concerned, I think TJ won...he seemed to put a little bit more time into it anyway. Verse two, however, was week on TJ's part. Melbourne wins that one for me.

[TJ Hooker]

aight big ups Elite thanks for the feedback  :cheers:

ay i wont be able to do this shit again until monday
i am in scottsdale,Arizona for a tournament

[cigar omar]

Here I go again the gloves is off another stand-off, 3,2,1 blast off
see you cough and wet your pants like Hasselhoff,
cheap eminem rip-off, you don't smile, why is that?
where you violated by pedophiles that looked like skully from the x-files?
listen comrade you not ready for combat, sneak up like a vampire bat
change your lifestyles, leave like exiles, change hair styles, hide like reptiles or run a hundred miles
you still get brushed-off pushed to the side by a bigger man,
with a masta plan, when shit hit the roof who ran? knew you was a stan,
still stood my ground like a snowman, lunatic like trigger happy afghan
dick rider, suck so much dick they call you blow dryer
suckin em dry till its dehydrated, your nursery rhymes are overrated
outdated I waited for something different but looks like u wrote your shit while you was sedated
I get stronger and stronger by the verse, can't wait much longer no need to rehearse I can spit mine in reverse
what I'm giving you now is like a strip tease, not the full thing because I'll beat you with ease
don't try to compete please its a breeze, get down on your knees u haven't got the expertise
to deal with this lyrical genius, separate your whole technique like its heterogeneous
no need for me to resort to childish insults, just look at the switch in the results
once again winner by a land slide, stand aside I watch you fry like u was dipped in lyrical chloride
I got many more gears I can shift up, catch the drift this is just a warm up
still haven't figured me out? no doubt, you a hoe day in day out self esteem is very low
don't need to see my own dick so long as you can access it I'm alright
I'm feeling real polite tonight so I tell you your snatch was tight, but in reality i can fit a whole flash light
but baby u ain't payed me, no need for a fist fight cuz after the pounding I've given you can't even stand up right
now I going crazy, cuz while i was high as a kite, I've committed bestiality i think, or am I on the brink, of insanity?
than I vomited in vanity, it was worse than a crime against humanity, still not need to see my toes cuz i got hoes
like you that patrol all the Burroughs, stand in rows, scratch their elbows fending for crack like hobos 
you want a war I'm ready, for me its gonna be smooth and rock steady

[moby]

Here I go again the gloves is off another stand-off, 3,2,1 blast off
see you cough and wet your pants like Hasselhoff,
cheap eminem rip-off, you don't smile, why is that?
where you violated by pedophiles that looked like skully from the x-files?

hahaha nice

wat bout you TJ wheres your last one

[TJ Hooker]

studying for the ACT, will drop in a couple of hours. HA HAAAAAAA YEAH

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what's there to study :lol: