the rap brap offcial rap thread

[G-Man]

dan your lyrics are shit
ive seen your msn dp and you like a tit
who do you think you are? 2 pac
youve got a fucken penis like a tick tack
yeah my lyrics are whack
now go and suck your dads ball sack
you wonder why youre a virgin
man, you need a plastic surgen

[DanTheMan]

g-man? wtf's that? you call me a tic tac?
ur mom must really like tic tacs
coz shes always got
tiny little balls in her mouth
(ur dads sack)
u scared to realease a full video,
coz u know ur skillz aint class
so hang on a sec
while i fuck yo mama in the ass

[G-Man]

Dan man , I need to get you some pussy
Have your sister shes a hussy
You watching that picuture of Vanessa hutchins naked,
There was so much sexual tensions
Your as dirty as gary glitters favourite search engines

You say your in the irsish freestyle crew
Irsish freestyle who
You , jay , mark, and pete
Your all one big tete

Don’t waste your wrist engery typing back son
Because in the morning we know you’ve
 got the charity wanakathon

[DanTheMan]

Sister, i aint got one,
but i know sumthin i do got,
ur mum.
and another thing i got - ill skills
your a geek at shool, you ass-kissing prefect
so stop takin pills
to relieve the depression of knowin ur a reject

[Hayezzz]

Yeah I'm booked yo man,
My mans sick he fucked ya mam,
Then again rudebwoy Im booked yo man,
I'm so sick I'll fuck ya gran.
Come up to the court with ya fuckin hoe.
Ill give her a real FS show,
Ill take her to the ball with a new shit combo
Maybe if she's lucky I'll play on her bongo's.
Suck the left nipple then fuck her up the ass,
Fs is shit when on green grass.
Take it to the court for the real street sport,
I'm so sick I'm on the youth offenders report!

Brapp brappp brapppp! :bang:

[oLi]

im gonna make an attempt at this rappin
can i get a witness wats happnin
i see bitches surroundin
they ass i be poundin
my freestyle be allroundin
an owl be howlin
a chinese name is jao lin
ïma bust yo chin
this is an epic win

[manutd.]

Oliver Cherek everybody.

 

[Hayezzz]

6 new shits,
fuck man thats good,
this bitch as punk was never from the hood,
he checks these page's he owns the court
red bull sweden you fucked up? i thought
you regrettin the fuckers filmed the shit for you?

[Hayezzz]

man i aint no pussy,
ill fuck you
and your crew

BRAPPPP!

[TheGodEmperor]

we're being invaded by brits
and Irish tits
who have both dicks and clits
begone from my realm fools
I'm the one decked out in jewels,
either by my vassals, bow, and beg,
or Borg will cut off your thimble sized third leg.

...I was bored so inserted retarded profanity  :biggrin:

[manutd.]

Man why do I  have to do the dirty work.

[Tito]

com'on Borg get a line in
while i be getting my style on
and re-defining
the word rap
to these foney members talking all this crap

and i know your from Canada and thats a disadvantage
even this you should be able to manage
a line or two
no offense i'm just telling the truth
but take it in blood if you will
but my rhymes won't kill until
you sign your death will
with a reply
so i suggest you don't try