the rap brap offcial rap thread

[L_I_S]

I dont need no help from a punk ass mod
For all i care he can suck on your lil rod
Right now its just me and you
Can you count; 1 and 2

Youve fucked with me
So ima leave you in agony
Motherfuckers will say its a tragedy
Ima send you back to rap school academy
Its where you belong, dont mess wif me

You say your a hustla
But here i am fuckin wif ya
Just like the prime minista
You have a big dick stuck in ya

But i dont give a shit about that
You can continue with your bullshit raps
You say your the devil, il give you one last ride
After this rap ima make heaven and hell collide

Dude the only thing gettin wet are my bitches
That includes your mum, your gf, and your sisters
So ima go now and have a little quicky
Your mum is in the background screamin "Jono come lick me"

lmao. that was gr8! last paragraph was awesome.

[Tito]

still you go on with those personal attacks
what i tell you i ain't playing like that
dirty little low blows
speak shit about my family you barely know those

you can barely go toe to toe with my metaphors
pleasured by Oli and TF10 you best to get better hoes
your rhymes are blunt but you still tryna front
my raps cause orgasm man quit rubbing your cunt

you a behind the screen big dog
come to my hood you'll walk through thick fog
smoking the thick shit
i smoking a cuban you smoking my dick

you still the same dick rider you was back in the days
remember i fucked you up ten different ways
you can't hold my riches
you'll be blinded by the chains on my bitches

you can't reach me i'm at the top of the chain
your rhymes are plain, while mine insane
so watch how you speak to your daddy
cause kid you would be born without me

[Tito]

for all who underestimate the great
apology is necessary but its a little too late
you done unleashed the beast
prepare for verbal carnage
you can call it a lyrical feast
like one you've never seen before
i can sense an implore for hardcore
all out war
Tito man i'm hustla got bitches from shore to shore
so much its called a whore galore
i supply more drugs then your local pharmaceutical store
the depth of my struggle determines the height of my success
i was born with high swagger and lyrical finesse
i must confess you have made some progress
but playtimes over this ain't recess
so step aside and let the big boys ball
Jono my victory is certain don't even stall

[moby]

wow that was amazing both of you

[Jono]

It took you two raps to match my amazing
Tito your not good, please stop acting
You got your hoes sayin "please leave me alone"
While all i hear mine say is "please follow me home"

This is how I do it, watch here
I say "SEX" and I have dozens of your bitches wanting to volenteer
I know alll the positions, from cowboy to doggyy
Your bitches come to me, so I can fuck their pusssy
I get em up against a wall
I enforce the law
Put junkies like you away for your strife
Than head over to your wife
And give her the fuck of her life

I havnt even begun to try
I dont wanna hear a bitch like you cry
So ima head out before all hell breaks loose
Your the devil, but im God, they call me Zeus

[L_I_S]

It took you two raps to match my amazing
Tito your not good, please stop acting
You got your hoes sayin "please leave me alone"
While all i hear mine say is "please follow me home"

This is how I do it, watch here
I say "SEX" and I have dozens of your bitches wanting to volenteer
I know alll the positions, from cowboy to doggyy
Your bitches come to me, so I can fuck their pusssy
I get em up against a wall
I enforce the law
Put junkies like you away for your strife
Than head over to your wife
And give her the fuck of her life

I havnt even begun to try
I dont wanna hear a bitch like you cry
So ima head out before all hell breaks loose
Your the devil, but im God, they call me Zeus

haha ur owning dis

[Jono]

Lets just see how long it takes Tito to realise his lost this battle  :pimp:

[Tito]

Me realized i lost? man you the one in denial
kid i won every battle in this thread check my profile
as for your hoes they claim they yours
but got me number one on speed dial
claws are out guns are drawn
hustler, they redefined that word when i was born
spat twice but one in your format
so you and L_I_S quit the hate chat
i hate that
talk a whole load of shit you can't back
i'm gone take my gun of safety and let a round slip
AK one hand still won't lose grip
and don't even compare i'm heavily equipped
you best build a crypt
cause i'm crossing lines and tearing the script
you had misjudgment on your resurrection
so head to the freestyle this ain't your section
what it take to prove you lost, a large stamp thats reads REJECTION?
cuase even you hoes say
"Jono when you gone see your reflection, you penis is barely my pinky when you in erection!"
if you lose kid try and try again
but thats pointless with me cause i always win

[Tito]

umma rap again cause you delaying
it ain't me its L_I_S you betraying
your fanboy hoping and praying
that you can come back from this slaying

but there no hope for a revival
forget that you have a low chance of survival
in this game you can call me your rival
but i'm on another level
you still riding a push-bike i'm waiting for Limos arrival

you waiting for a slip-up but i'm lyrically flawless
rock solid you know you can't floor this
my raps are a fatal attraction
drags you in then strikes before your reaction

sucked in by the scent
the seduction of heaven
i got your hoes bent like the number 7

didn't expect you to reply
wanna know why
it all these mods i defy and they know
ban me and the whole forum will go

[Tito]

1-2
you hear the clock ticking
(tick-tock)
you about to stop living
(tick-tock)
i want you to remember me
(tick-tock)
but the dead don't have no memories

[TheGodEmperor]

who are you even rapping at? You've posted 3 in a row, so I think you're just really angry at your computer screen, or the kangaroo that you're fucking, or something  :dontknow:

crazy aussies

[Tito]

the last one was for fun the first for Jono
and the second was well cuase Jono wouldn't reply

anyway the bottom line is i'm too good