the rap brap offcial rap thread

[Tito]

Y'all are taking my fame
but I hope you know I can put you to shame
Your rhymes are bad, they're just lame
but me on the other hand I'm just too hard to tame

 :cheers:

those are just about the same words as mine
but if you want to use them its fine
cause i can always come up with better lines
i'm the king and you like kevin fedaline
rhyming you had 12 shot of wine
you had your 4 lines now its my time

[manutd.]

Haha oh shit you're right.. err..  :bang:

[Tito]

Borg your good at rhyming...





for a canadian

[manutd.]

Tito, you'd better zip the lips
and I assure you, you'd better take my tips
Cause your mom gives me more than sips
she gives me a dance and she rocks those hips.

[Tito]

talking like that is walking into fog
or walking between blood thirsty dogs
you gone get hit by my verbal log
your rhymes are like a blocked sink, boy you better unclog

[sputnik]

tito and borg are just a cheap immitation
of your name sakes
but for this games sake
just stick to masterbation

borg is like the tennis player
and smashes under his cover
while tito is like the Jackson
and thinks of kids like his brother..

but however you boys
like masterbate, you see
youve gotta leave the raps,
to the master race;
I.E. S.P.U.T

[Tito]

stupnik you nothing more than a toothpick
talking about me and borg like that will leave you in a clinic
your face will be bloody like you over-used lipstick
i know what you next move is like a physic
my rhymes are too quick
my words are toxic
i got strong lyrics
that leave you in second place
in this rap race, your a deuce and i'm a Ace
ain't scared to leave you dead in a staircase
with no trace
now go back to sleep before you erased

[TheGodEmperor]

all of your rhymes are second class
you all are round and large in body mass
and it's not muscle, it's clearly fat
and I didn't spit or Sput, no man I spat
on any rhymes that sound as bad as that
so lets just end this little chat
because we all know I can do
this shit better than you
with my hand behind my back, sitting in the loo        (ooh look at me, I'm british like Sputnik so I say loo)

 :pimp:

[Tito]

hahaha nice little touch towards the end i'll reply later

[sputnik]

but youre a canadian so technically what you would say
is "with my hand behind my back, sitting in the loo, eh?"

[TheGodEmperor]

ok...you'd say:

sitting on the loo while I masturbate
I can't be arsed to make a rhyme, mate,
and you've got no proof
that I am a bloody poof.

I repeat...THIS IS WHAT SPUTNIK WOULD SAY

[sputnik]

LOL fail :cheers: but funny :P