hmm, i partially ripped the ligamments in my right knee playing football, was down for 5 months, then i twisted the same knee doing a tatw (landed on the ball in betwen atw-cross) i almost broke my big toe playing football (i went to kick the ball and the other player put his foot down and lifted it up, so i hit the sole of his shoe with my big toe) was down for 2-3 weeks and the pain lasted for about 4 months and i lost the nail on my toe, i got a deviated septum cuz i took a elbow to the nose in a corner kick was down for 2 weeks and the pain lasted for about 1 month and i still have a deviated septum and i need a minor cirjury to fix it (takes like 10 minutes to do, they dont have to cut me or nothing like that) but i dont want to have it done cuz you cant notice the deviated septum and it dosent give me any kind of problems or pains, and on non football related bloopers:
i feel of a roof triyng to impress some girls when i was 7, i could have broken my back (thank GOD i diddent) i was not able to move for about 1 week, i slipped on the stairs when i was 4 and i cut my chin open it took a while to heal, i feel of my bike and hit a fence post and cut my arm, neck, mouth, head, shoulder, and i still have scars from that fall, i cut my knee with a piece of glass during a match and it left me a small but deep cut, and for about 5 months no skin grew over it, it was like a pink scar tisue and then it feel off and now im left with a cool miniature scar, i feel triyng to impress some guys with my football moves (i got mixed up and stepped on the ball) and i cut my knee and my elbow, and i got a huge scratch on my knee witch then got swollen and it looked like if i had a big grape in my knee for about 2 months