The Boyfriend problem

[Acquaviva]

na, her best friends boy friend is a short stubby guy, i dont like him, and i dont see what she sees in him, neither what the girl i like sees in her BF right now, there just ugly F*cks next to me  :biggrin:

[Max]

i think u should look for another girl because your looks arent that great to compete with another boyfriend.

[Sule]

Careful man, legend has it that her best friends boy friend is the leader of a motorcycle gang and wears the eye patch because he lost his eye in a riot, inside a maximum security prison on a frozen island surrounded by shark infested waters.

what an awesome story to tell to ur grand kids

or even participate in..especially if u won

[DanTheMan]

im sorry aqcuaviva but you just dont get it

anywayz in order to help you, why dont u try to impress her with ur Freestyle? i bet the boyfriend cant freestyle....
just dont be so cocky if you come face-to-face with the boyfriend or youcould be face to face with the doctor and 7 stitches  :nopity: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

good luck, u so need it

[a;sdlfkjas;df]

and then i will be the first one to arrive at her house with a box of chocolates and with my beautiful looks

that's friend status

show up with your dick, that's rebound status

if you're looking for a relationship, you're young.  don't actively search out that shit

teens = advancing the bases
teens/twenties = panty dropping
mid-twenties/thirties = marriage

i'm square as fuck, though.  i've been in a relationship since like sixteen  :dontknow:  this is mostly from observation

 :pimp:

i wouldn't wait around.  that's creepy.  don't follow her around.  don't try to impress her.  if you have to be around her, flirt like a mother fucker (you'll probably deserve to get jacked the fuck up here).  don't try to be her friend

go out and find some single girls.  try again if she breaks up with him (you won't deserve to get jacked the fuck up here).  don't even bother with trying to pull her away

[a;sdlfkjas;df]

oh, and you have to be pretty fucking direct when you're talking to girls.  if not, you'll end up in a friend designation.  there's not too much you can do to come back from that

don't put all of your shit on the line for a bitch that doesn't want you.  be ruthless

[Acquaviva]

oh, and you have to be pretty fucking direct when you're talking to girls.  if not, you'll end up in a friend designation.  there's not too much you can do to come back from that

don't put all of your shit on the line for a bitch that doesn't want you.  be ruthless

loll, great advice bro, and yeah i am around her alot, i study with her, and we got out to the movies and stuff like that at least 1-2 times a week now that where on hollidays, and i am not in the friend position, she knows that i think she is hot as hell, i tell her like everyday, and i told her that when she breaks up with her BF to come looking for me (it actually worked, she wassent offended or nothing XD, now i just have to wait)

[Tito]

You have to show who's boss
bash her BF

[Acquaviva]

im sorry aqcuaviva but you just dont get it

anywayz in order to help you, why dont u try to impress her with ur Freestyle? i bet the boyfriend cant freestyle....
just dont be so cocky if you come face-to-face with the boyfriend or youcould be face to face with the doctor and 7 stitches  :nopity: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

good luck, u so need it

i have done tricks for her a few times, i even tried to teach her how to do juggles, and she did over 10, but then i got bored cuz she was just messing around, and i could take her BF in a fight, id do my Zoolander Blue Steel on him  :banana:     

[Sebastian]

In here, you will get killed if you mess up with girls who have boyfriend.. It's okay if you don't know her boyfriend and when they break up you start to date with this girl. But if this boyfriend is your friend or you know him, let it be.

You just don't touch your friends (ex-)girlfriends.

[Sebastian]

i have done tricks for her a few times, i even tried to teach her how to do juggles, and she did over 10, but then i got bored cuz she was just messing around, and i could take her BF in a fight, id do my Zoolander Blue Steel on him  :banana:     

Sorry, freestyletricks just don't work for girls unless they aren't footballers or something.

[Acquaviva]

In here, you will get killed if you mess up with girls who have boyfriend.. It's okay if you don't know her boyfriend and when they break up you start to date with this girl. But if this boyfriend is your friend or you know him, let it be.

You just don't touch your friends (ex-)girlfriends.

hes not my friend, i know him but hes not my friend xD

i have done tricks for her a few times, i even tried to teach her how to do juggles, and she did over 10, but then i got bored cuz she was just messing around, and i could take her BF in a fight, id do my Zoolander Blue Steel on him  :banana:     

Sorry, freestyletricks just don't work for girls unless they aren't footballers or something.

in my case they do, she thinks there sexy