i saw this on another forum and thought some people here might get a kick out of it
grab a pen or pencil and a piece of paper and write down your
answers then check when you are all done!!!
How blonde are you? when done with ur test, say your score, dont lie and DONT CHEAT OR ITS NO FUN!
1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of
the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the
orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?
2.) There is a 1-story-house and everything in the house is green.
The rug, the TV, the phone,the sink, the bathroom, the dog,
thewalls, everything. What color are the stairs?
3.) There are 3 pine trees. If the wind is blowing north, what way
are the leaves blowing?
4.) How many word's make up Webster's Dictionary?
5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money
to pay the medical bills. What can she do?
6.) What do you put in a toaster?
7.) What do cows drink?
8.) If Cingular wireless called you and told you that you have been
on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill
now, what would you do?
9.) You have 2 coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't
a quarter. What are the 2 coins?
10.) There are 3 words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is
angry. Another is hungry. What is the 3rd word.
Answers
1.) Orphans don't have parents.
2.) It is a 1-story-house. There are no stairs.
3.)Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.
4.) 2 words. 1.) Webster's 2.)Dictionary
5.) Widows don't have husbands.
6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the
bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.
7.) They drink water. Not milk.
8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they
care how long you talked on your home phone?
9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has
to be.
10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the 3rd word, I was
stating a fact as in the word what is the 3rd word.
Scores
0 missed...0% blonde
1 missed...10% blonde
2 missed...20% blonde
3 missed...30% blonde
4 missed...40% blonde
5 missed...50% blonde
6 missed...60% blonde
7 missed...70% blonde
8 missed...80% blonde
9 missed...90% blonde
10 missed...100% blonde
