LOL! Are you serious, man?
There's so many types of paint but you can't use any plastic based paint of course. I've dropped wall paint on my clothes and it made it pretty stiff. I have a splotch of ceiling paint on my boots and it dried very lightly, almost like it's not there...but I don't see it covering black with less than two thick coats. That's all I know about paint, so you can rule out those 3 types lol