Tuesday 13.9.2011
Okey. I thought I am gonna rest lil bit and gonna be more relaxed than Prague but it was mistake. I realized it doesnt matter how many freestylers you are taking care about they still dont listen to you in any case when they have a ball on foot. I could offer them food, money or sex but they still dont care cause they had a ball! Actually I managed Palle to listen to me when I promised him shooting porn with him as main character. But now from beginning.
I woke up after 3 hours of sleep around 7am. I got 5 fucking big chickens in KFC and ate it during watching old Hercules movie which was soooo stupid as it was awesome. Abbas hit the gym and I was enjoying musculature of Steve Reeves (Oli would love that movie). I really enjoyed that night and after I found Luki was watching it as well... What a legendary movie!
Anyway I woke up and went for dinner... aaaah, got you. It was breakfast. We were supposed to meet in lobby at 8am but according to Abbas 7:56am is time for cereals. So I followed him, he is the boss.
then we went with 6 freestylers to shoot on helipad on the building with "fucking high" highness. I have never felt so high in my life (I dont smoke). It was literally the roof of the world! Everybody just got excited about that. We were devided into two groups. One was performing in lobby of that building and second went up. then "SWIIIITCH". 58th floor! Andrew just told his ball felt down so I got scared. Anyway everything was alright. Kamalio, Palle and PWG did their job but after that they were supposed to say one of the 4 lines to camera. It was recorded many times but fortunately Palle choosed the shortest one. SO quickly back to lobby.
From here we went straight to National arena where big Malaysian "cultural festival" was held but basicly it was just one big eating madness in dress. Everybody dressed to local dress and only we were in red and orange shirts. Felt weird but we got used to it. More than 16 000 people on one place and we were supposed to find one guy: Sports minister of Malaysia. Really nice guy but he seemed not to be interested in our performance more than shaking hands with people randomly walking. We ate, trained and finally performed. the crowd was awful. 16 000 people on one place and barely 20 of them clapped or reacted on combos (15 of them were organization team). I got mad but when I watched they werent able to clap cause they were holding camera (16 000 cameras above heads) I understood. they were totally amazed! Especially when Michryc an Luki did their pimped double routine. Really great moves upgraded to perfection!
After this we were supposed to wait in outside hell for 3 minutes. After this suffering we went to press conference to chilli bar somewhere in Kua Hai Noam Malay Son Kuch Jkozo Mako lak Patw part of KL. We met other Malaysian freestylers there and session could start. Petike, Charly, Szymo and Nam joined us after interview in local TV and some PR demos. Everyone went crazy and started to kick the ball (and glasses). I dont have to say they continued also after conference and it was almost impossible to get them off the ball even when it started raining.
We had a food bar there. Chicken, noodles, fruit and briliant ice tea. I was so hungry so I got 3 peices of chicen and lot of noodles. After first bite I realized Malaysian are not normal. It was spicy as fuck!!! I couldnt finish it! Why everything here has to be spicy? I have feeling that even melon was spicy. So Nam finished my meal and I was free!!! Then I found that was only level 2 of spicy chicken and they have up to 10!!! I was like: What? My lips are burning now. Whats gonna happen when I eat that 10 level? Shitting fire? Well I have to ask Steve Elias because he is staying in the same room with Arthurs father who just came up and said: "Gimme that 10 level chicken"!!! Everybody from restaurant were laughing he is boasting but actually he ate it with smile saying: "In Peru there is hotter than this". Kind of disappointing for the Malaysian hottest meal...
Everyone was just up to training. Some crazy combinanitions were made and everyone was realxed including me. After that "the combo man" has stepped up. According to his appearance it was Malaysian version of Skora (Short pants, massive tights), Phelps (totally shaved), Jeremy Lynch (baseball kit) and tennis player (long socks) with Panda toy on his bag with "I love Florida" on it! Wat di fak??? Awesome moment!!!
After that reaching the hotel in the heaviest rain, missing 4 thunder shoots and traffic jam. Swimming pool with Palle, Kamalio (after he rejected me at his door saying "man I am just in the middle fot taking shit" he joined us later), Petike and PWG which turned to brand new sport: Retard diving! We met strange guy there who was still behaving like mentally ill monkey. We started to immitate him lying on ground and accidentally falling to water and with Palle we made quite uniqe types of that discipline. "Jumpy ass, reverse, 360 or 69 romance" tricks could be written to book of cool!
Heavy rain ended our session and we went to room. After that Pizza Hut in 12 people with photographers and camera guy recording us eating. Well why not. I just remembered Metz in Pyrzyce shooting Michryc during eating soup like 40 cm from his head. Daniel Rooseboom left us earlier cause he wasnt satisfied with local toilet (hole to ground with no toilet paper) so he went to take a shit to hotel. I followed him soon and in half of hour we met in lobby.
3 quite pretty girls started to sing some pop songs over there and it would be Palle if he doesnt do anything special. So he went to dance with them. He went totally crazy and he had full support from other kickers. Funny? No! Hilarious!!! Another special moment (I should write a book about that here). then Bevs and Kamalio joined but this time with a ball. they made pretty good show together with Andrew. Nobody took care about the girls (in mini skirt and V shirt - it just refers how entertaining FF really is) and just watched the skills!
Séan arrived with his wife like 20 minutes ago and after welcoming from everyone he went straight to bed to sleep (tommorow waking up at 6:30 to make a TV show with Petike and Kamalio). Tommorow some of guys are free but rest has special program again. Devided to 3 or 4 groups will be doing PR programs which I am gonna tell you tommorow. Now finishing the beer with Paul, Steve, Daniel and Bevs and going to bed.
Another crazy day behind us. I am really happy I can share this with you and hope you stay tuned.
See ya!!!
PS: I was just told this: Andrew got scammed by Nam the Scam giving him Veitnamese money to pay his beers.
