I want to play a game

..a "who am I?" game.
1: In every post I must let everyone know that I think lowers > uppers because I can do 60 aproll but a 10 move lower combo is too difficult. Who am I?
2: My ego can be seen from space. I am the jack of all trades, the master of nothing. Who am I?
3: Amatw matw matw matw matw matw matw matw matw matw matw matw matw etc.. Who am I?
Post your own and guess. Try not to exaggerate too much, lets keep it as fun as possible. No offense intended.