I am regrettably informing all of you that I have been a hypocrite. Under intense evaluation of the subject matter at hand, I have determined there is a juxtaposition between winky faces, and Adolph Hitler. It would appear that, if you do use winky faces in the format I have previously listed, you are indeed a Nazi.
In regards to the bill I had been formulating, me and my party have currently dropped all plans to raise the funds to go ahead with this bill. I'm sorry, I cannot participate in something that would incoherently make me into a Nazi.
In regards to the hipsters, this does in fact make every hipster a Nazi. Fact.