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Offline Tupac

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Little Children
« on: Mar 16, 2011, 12:50: PM »
Today, as always, I was getting my train session on! *you know the boomski ;)* and always for me, the children, they come.
They say to me "Wow sam, you are so cool! I wanna be just like you!" ----- ok ok I exaggerate! ;D but they usually say something like "wow!"
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 hate children, but for some reason, they flock to me faster than a 40 year old pedophile dressed like santa with a motha fuckin puppy.

Does anyone have a cure for this? I personally want to spit in the lil fuckers faces, but I don't want to hurt there feelings :( I wouldn't mind roundhouse kicking a kid in the face, but I feel like that is not the best option either...  :017:

Here a methods I've tried with 0 success.
1. Wear a rainbow hat -------- I thought people avoided gays, apparently not (I'm not gay)
2. Air humping the ball -------- Kids enjoy that....
3. Licking the ground -------- ok ok I kid ;D but I might try it!
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Re: Little Children
« Reply #1 on: Mar 16, 2011, 01:12: PM »
yeah small kids can be SOOOOO annoying sometimes, specially when your trying to film a video, i allways get groups of small kids hanging around me watching what i do, or the more outgoing ones will ask me to show them some tricks or if i can do the ronaldinho flick up or taking my shirt of with the ball  :lol_hitting:

Kids will be kids, i bet you where the same when you where small, just be happy you have little fans  :grin:
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Re: Little Children
« Reply #2 on: Mar 16, 2011, 01:32: PM »
Quote from: AcquavivaFS on Mar 16, 2011, 01:12: PM
yeah small kids can be SOOOOO annoying sometimes, specially when your trying to film a video, i allways get groups of small kids hanging around me watching what i do, or the more outgoing ones will ask me to show them some tricks or if i can do the ronaldinho flick up or taking my shirt of with the ball  :lol_hitting:

Kids will be kids, i bet you where the same when you where small, just be happy you have little fans  :grin:
Omg your so popular, when I grow up I want to be just like you.  :c017:
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Re: Little Children
« Reply #3 on: Mar 16, 2011, 05:31: PM »
the small kids don't want to watch me fs
they want the damn ball...  :embarrassed:
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Re: Little Children
« Reply #4 on: Mar 16, 2011, 06:16: PM »
ive had this problem also all u gotta do is when they ask to see a cool trick send them a nice akka towards the face it does the charm
iimpressed them and makes them leave  :sign0151:
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Re: Little Children
« Reply #5 on: Mar 16, 2011, 07:13: PM »
solution: KO lariat
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Re: Little Children
« Reply #6 on: Mar 17, 2011, 12:25: AM »
In my last video I showed one method how to deal with those little fuckers... Unfortunately i failed :040:
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Re: Little Children
« Reply #7 on: Mar 17, 2011, 12:59: AM »
Quote from: Tupac on Mar 16, 2011, 12:50: PM
Today, as always, I was getting my train session on! *you know the boomski ;)* and always for me, the children, they come.
They say to me "Wow sam, you are so cool! I wanna be just like you!" ----- ok ok I exaggerate! ;D but they usually say something like "wow!"
 I
 hate children, but for some reason, they flock to me faster than a 40 year old pedophile dressed like santa with a motha fuckin puppy.

Does anyone have a cure for this? I personally want to spit in the lil fuckers faces, but I don't want to hurt there feelings :( I wouldn't mind roundhouse kicking a kid in the face, but I feel like that is not the best option either...  :017:

Here a methods I've tried with 0 success.
1. Wear a rainbow hat -------- I thought people avoided gays, apparently not (I'm not gay)
2. Air humping the ball -------- Kids enjoy that....
3. Licking the ground -------- ok ok I kid ;D but I might try it!

Your several attempts to be funny were just disturbing. Seriously. Dumbest topic on BF.
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Re: Little Children
« Reply #8 on: Mar 17, 2011, 01:23: AM »
most retarded post ever lol!
fail.
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Re: Little Children
« Reply #9 on: Mar 17, 2011, 01:30: AM »
...... :embarrassed:
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Re: Little Children
« Reply #10 on: Mar 17, 2011, 01:33: AM »
I am sorry :( Liitch
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Re: Little Children
« Reply #11 on: Mar 17, 2011, 02:19: AM »
omg you and acquaviva!
i am sorry nobody cares about your issues  :039:

ps. you can show them your legs :D
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