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Offline Tupac

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"The Pitch"
« on: Sep 16, 2010, 01:09: PM »
We've all heard the age old saying

"You can't do that on the pitch"

does anyone have any witty comebacks? the best i have are as follows

"You don't need to be able to do that on the pitch with a dick as large as mine"
"Eh, the ladies love it"
".....damn it"
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Re: "The Pitch"
« Reply #1 on: Sep 16, 2010, 08:03: PM »
yes, so what?
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Re: "The Pitch"
« Reply #2 on: Sep 16, 2010, 08:34: PM »
Is it really that much of a problem? I've noticed there are virtually no football freestyle haters recently. It's like 1:100..so a witty come back isn't going to go to much use.

But if it bothers you that much just pretend they litrally don't exist and continue doing what you were doing.
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Re: "The Pitch"
« Reply #3 on: Sep 17, 2010, 03:21: AM »
Quote from: samuellFF on Sep 16, 2010, 01:09: PM
We've all heard the age old saying

"You can't do that on the pitch"

does anyone have any witty comebacks? the best i have are as follows

"You don't need to be able to do that on the pitch with a dick as large as mine"
"Eh, the ladies love it"
".....damn it"

that just sounds really pathetic i bet you never get any girls, you talk shit way too much...


the best comebacks are the most simple ones..

1 - "actually i can" and just look at them as if youre waiting for another question... this will confuse them
2 - "why would I, i dont like football." - this will confuse them
3 - laugh for a split second then without warning crack them in the face with a strong punch - this will confuse them
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Re: "The Pitch"
« Reply #4 on: Sep 17, 2010, 03:29: AM »
I don't remember who said it but it was really good:
1. Why are you training this? You can't use it on the pitch.
2. Neither can you.
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Re: "The Pitch"
« Reply #5 on: Sep 17, 2010, 03:46: AM »
why would you play football? you can't use it outside the pitch.
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Re: "The Pitch"
« Reply #6 on: Sep 17, 2010, 03:52: AM »
Quote from: ZigaFF on Sep 17, 2010, 03:29: AM
I don't remember who said it but it was really good:
1. Why are you training this? You can't use it on the pitch.
2. Neither can you.
Oh yeah, remember this one, gooood one!  :great:
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Re: "The Pitch"
« Reply #7 on: Sep 17, 2010, 09:20: AM »
Quote from: DanTheMan on Sep 17, 2010, 03:21: AM
Quote from: samuellFF on Sep 16, 2010, 01:09: PM
We've all heard the age old saying

"You can't do that on the pitch"

does anyone have any witty comebacks? the best i have are as follows

"You don't need to be able to do that on the pitch with a dick as large as mine"
"Eh, the ladies love it"
".....damn it"

that just sounds really pathetic i bet you never get any girls, you talk shit way too much...


the best comebacks are the most simple ones..

1 - "actually i can" and just look at them as if youre waiting for another question... this will confuse them
2 - "why would I, i dont like football." - this will confuse them
3 - laugh for a split second then without warning crack them in the face with a strong punch - this will confuse them

its a joke dumb ass, chill out :p
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Re: "The Pitch"
« Reply #8 on: Sep 18, 2010, 05:35: AM »
Quote from: samuellFF on Sep 17, 2010, 09:20: AM
Quote from: DanTheMan on Sep 17, 2010, 03:21: AM
Quote from: samuellFF on Sep 16, 2010, 01:09: PM
We've all heard the age old saying

"You can't do that on the pitch"

does anyone have any witty comebacks? the best i have are as follows

"You don't need to be able to do that on the pitch with a dick as large as mine"
"Eh, the ladies love it"
".....damn it"

that just sounds really pathetic i bet you never get any girls, you talk shit way too much...


the best comebacks are the most simple ones..

1 - "actually i can" and just look at them as if youre waiting for another question... this will confuse them
2 - "why would I, i dont like football." - this will confuse them
3 - laugh for a split second then without warning crack them in the face with a strong punch - this will confuse them

its a joke dumb ass, chill out :p
Yeah, but it gets so old
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Re: "The Pitch"
« Reply #9 on: Sep 18, 2010, 06:25: AM »
yea i know it
i just say that i don´t care
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