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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #396 on: Jul 18, 2008, 09:11: AM »
that fag doesn't have a name. he stole it from the one and only ronaldo
Amen

I remember when I was young I heard about some new Ronaldo and Ronaldo (real one) was my favourite player (has always been will always be) so when I heard of this I was like "oh my god what kind of a fag would steal someones name?!". Then I got to thing "oh well hopefully he is good atleast". Then I watched him play and I just saw this guy doing dribbles when closest opponent was 10 meters away and as soon as there was body contact this fake Ronaldo dropped to the ground.

Oh holy jesus almighty.....
Fx blesses himself before a patw combo, Tiernan blesses himself before a neck to sole transition.... but hey thats next generation :rolleyes:
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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #397 on: Jul 18, 2008, 09:37: AM »
 :down:

For the last time, there's no REAL Ronaldo. That's stupid, they're different, they act different, and they don't want to be eachother.

 :rolleyes:

Oh, and since you all like comparing them.. let's see how the "real" Ronaldo is doing right now..



Not too good my friends. Looks like the transvestites didn't give him a good enough workout.
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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #398 on: Jul 18, 2008, 07:39: PM »
something called past your prime.  :rolleyes:


when ronaldo was at his prime the barca coach said that he had never seen a player run like that in his life. thats what you call a player not fagalot fake ronaldo.


whats with tottenham?


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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #399 on: Jul 19, 2008, 01:33: AM »
Go to hell Borg he is a legend he has been through tough knee injuries and we both know in his prime he would outrun Fagaldo any day.
Fx blesses himself before a patw combo, Tiernan blesses himself before a neck to sole transition.... but hey thats next generation :rolleyes:
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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #400 on: Jul 19, 2008, 12:42: PM »
Go to hell Borg he is a legend he has been through tough knee injuries and we both know in his prime he would outrun Fagaldo any day.
thing are beginning to cook
this argument is under more hot water than an Japanese tea bag

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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #401 on: Jul 19, 2008, 03:58: PM »
:down:

Oh, and since you all like comparing them.. let's see how the "real" Ronaldo is doing right now..



He's doing better than ever if you ask me his large stomach symbolizes his success and the fact that hes eating lobster for dinner. And to see he can still play for one of the largest clubs in the world, larger that United looking like this makes it even more sweeter. Hes an emperor the man is getting paid and hes eating good. I guarantee if Fagnaldo was looking like this he wouldn't even be able to play for Toronto.  :popcorn:

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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #402 on: Jul 20, 2008, 12:35: AM »
something called past your prime.  :rolleyes:
Who's talking about the past. I said Ronaldo is the best in the world now.

Moby, remember you said you have to move on?

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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #403 on: Jul 20, 2008, 05:18: AM »
Chelsea trying to get Kaka? How ridiculous. Aint gon' happen' baby  :booty:
Fx blesses himself before a patw combo, Tiernan blesses himself before a neck to sole transition.... but hey thats next generation :rolleyes:
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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #404 on: Jul 20, 2008, 04:12: PM »
Its all bullshit. There no room for any more midfielders on our squad especially a CAM.

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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #405 on: Jul 20, 2008, 09:11: PM »
hahahahahaahah lobsters.

anyway doctors said ronaldo ha a problem with his body meaning that no matter what he does his body will continue absobing fat.


yes he should move on but you never forgot players like him. the fastest, the most skill full, the true two footed stricker the one and only RONALDO


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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #406 on: Jul 20, 2008, 11:32: PM »
Its all bullshit. There no room for any more midfielders on our squad especially a CAM.
Remember how Chelsea takes players just to take them? Come on, you gotta agree, this could be true.
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Re: Official Transfers & Rumours Thread
« Reply #407 on: Jul 21, 2008, 01:24: AM »
Its all bullshit. There no room for any more midfielders on our squad especially a CAM.
Remember how Chelsea takes players just to take them? Come on, you gotta agree, this could be true.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: +1.


But if you where being serious  :'(