Dan, also known as Dan, was born in Dan, which is placed near to Dan(which is city but not village, although it looked a bit like city in the middle of viilage), it makes a big sense. When he was young, he was making a big carrer as Dan The Fisherman, but one day...Kwas accused him of cheating fishes. Kwas prooved that dan is using his dick as bait, people in Dan were shocked, especially Dan the Policeman and Policeman the dan. Three days later Dan was judging in the Court. Judge was a Dan the Muslim, who got his nickname after one case in which
he convicted two muslims, who are judging with Darwin.They declared that people are not product of Natural selection and they are not similar to apps, as defense Darwin showed Kwas, the power of this evidence made judge and muslims sure that People have common ancestor with mankeys.... Dan was scared, but he felt good when he hear the sentecne...Judge also know as "Mac where is your cap", who was smart enough to make money on imposible small dick of dan. the sentence was following:dan you must cut your dick,and give it for Dan the Bratte".and he did, when bratte got dans dick, he was shocked"wtf, dude, its so small How can I make a ring of it?"-said Bratte, who was well knonw as master of making rings of dicks. But he made it. After it the powerful ring gone. teen years later, the guy named Blazgay found it, he said, it looks as my dick, and put it on his dick, and he became invisible, and then on the sky the ass of sauron was shoved,Old charmer-Miran- said, We must destroy it or we all gonna die... but then 4emovek, the legendary Emo said, I can cut myslef in the name of sauron ass,
- Don`t do it-said uknown Gustav
-Why?
-beacuse Mikael Lindroth has stolen your razor blade
Mikael hit on the floor
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as so the stor of little pony has started...
