Tom Folan:
Tom Patrick Midget Folan was born on a cold winters night in 2003...
At the hospital his incubator failed and it is the cause of his lack and his phobia, of height...
He's so scared of heights that he cant even listen to the song called "Top Shelf" by Rapper "Outerspace"...
He took out his anger at the world by releasing many freestyle videos with Short duration, and with songs such as Get Low, in order to rebel against his phobia of heights...
His parents took him to see a therapist to help him with his problems... Conor McCarthy from Bognor was that therapist... Years of experience working in the pressure-cooker environment of Tesco's had honed Conors mind into a therapeutic haven, curing kids like Tom Folan with his magical presence....
Macca took TF under his guidance and taught him how to perform no touch combos, and also how to be an internet dickhead similar to Oliver Cherek and Leha, and of course Macca himself... However Tom, being from a rich background, declined to become an internet dickhead and instead helps innocent noobs like Balshi and Josh Clarky with topics such as how to correctly transport a football on an airplane....
FEEL free to add more, im sure Lucaso has some up his sleeve
