owen's goal scoring record is undeniable. but you must be on the rag if you think he'll ever be able to produce again.
Crouch is not a top international striker, i'm sorry. This is why plays for Portsmouth.
All you've got is your beloved Rooney. Past goal scoring records are fantastic, but recent form and common sense tells you that Crouch is barely finding his ways on a mid table team (like Owen used to be doing) and Owen can't stay fit enough to do anything, anyway.