Good websites...

[TW89]

...you've come across/been told about lately?


www.fmylife.com & www.mylifeisaverage.com are funny  :thumbsup:

'Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML'

'Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first random girl he saw. FML'

'Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML'


'Today, while home alone, I was startled by a loud knock on the door. I crept to the door in complete ninja-like silence to look through the peep-hole, in case it was a psycho-rapist-burglar. It was the UPS man. MLIA. '

[L_I_S]

MLIA is shit compared to FML.
anyway, good to share with ppl that havent found this.

http://www.killwithme.com/
if uve "untraceable" ull get that site. not a great site though.

[Chunkchenko]

"Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML"

"Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door "Are you jacking off in there or something?!" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML"

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

[L_I_S]

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML

Today, I went to my friends house when his parents were out to smoke weed. 45 minutes into smoking, his parents called to say they'd be home 5 minutes. We sprayed the house with Lysol and Frebreeze to mask the smell. We were high and in a rush; it was bug spray and shaving cream. FML

Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

[DJK]

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML

Today, I went to my friends house when his parents were out to smoke weed. 45 minutes into smoking, his parents called to say they'd be home 5 minutes. We sprayed the house with Lysol and Frebreeze to mask the smell. We were high and in a rush; it was bug spray and shaving cream. FML

Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

so fucking funny especially the first second and last oneeee hahahahahahahahahahahahah OMG   :lol: (minus the second last one)
FML.com fucking owns

[DJK]

I remember one FML where this guy asked these chicks at their soccer game what their team shirts said...He asked them what their shirts said and they said "You can hit on us but you cant score" the guy said no thanks and walked away (FML)  :lol:

[L_I_S]

glad u liked them ;)

this site is great, u type a movie u like and it shows similar movies.
http://www.gnovies.com/
sometimes its similar in a different way, like matrix is close to indiana jones. im not sure of the relationship, but theyre usally is one.

http://pastebay.com/
not for everyone, mainly good for programmers. it just a place to store some text in certain formats like C++.

[oLi]

I love the FML  :biggrin:

[SvenF]

www.lastfm.com - Website where you can search for artists: you can find all the songs of the artist and which are the most listened to. You also can find similar songs to the songs you like a lot.

[Alex17]

http://bash.org/?latest

[L_I_S]

lol

<echeese> Women are shitty programmers because they are emotional and irrational.
<echeese> Man: My program won't work, I must have written it incorrectly.
<echeese> Woman: My program won't work, the computer must hate me. Let's go shopping.

xou: What's MMA?
syL: Mixed martial arts...basically grown men dryhumping in missonary position

[DanTheMan]

EDIT by mod:  nudity not allowed