We've all heard the age old saying
"You can't do that on the pitch"
does anyone have any witty comebacks? the best i have are as follows
"You don't need to be able to do that on the pitch with a dick as large as mine"
"Eh, the ladies love it"
".....damn it"
that just sounds really pathetic i bet you never get any girls, you talk shit way too much...
the best comebacks are the most simple ones..
1 - "actually i can" and just look at them as if youre waiting for another question... this will confuse them
2 - "why would I, i dont like football." - this will confuse them
3 - laugh for a split second then without warning crack them in the face with a strong punch - this will confuse them