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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #288 on: Feb 12, 2008, 10:21: PM »
i'm lisenting to some fuckin good music like T.I. Bankhead  :rockit:
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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #289 on: Feb 13, 2008, 02:33: AM »
atm i watching some nice cnn about roger clemens testifying before congress about steroids he might or might not have taken...damn fool


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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #290 on: Feb 13, 2008, 05:19: AM »
lol he called him a NAZI rofl thats why sometimes its better for some people to leave  :lol:

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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #291 on: Feb 13, 2008, 05:54: AM »
just got this interesting email  :rolleyes:

"Dear, Friend.
I am Mr,  hari_kunda The Bill and Exchange Manager at the Foreign Remittance  Department of Bank Of Africa(BOA). I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.that could hlep you and I.
 
On oct 6, 2002, an American physician/Contractor with the Economic Community Of West African States (ECOWAS), Dr. George W.Brumley FromAtlanta,U.S.A Deposited the sum of US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty_five Million Dollars only) in my bank.
Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his  forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Economic Community Of West Africa States(ECOWAS) that Dr George W.Brumley died in a plane crash with his intire family in mount Kenya,East Africa in the year 2003.I want you to visit the website below for more information about the Plane
Crash://http://www.wral.com/news/2345844/detail.html
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html 

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i check my bulk trash and the top one was this: similar to chuckchenkos



RE: TRANSFER OF (USD 8.7 MILLION)
I am pleased to introduce a business opportunity to transfer to your
 overseas account the sum of(USD 8.7 MILLION) United States Dollars) from
 one of the Prime Banks here in Dakar Senegal.I seek for your assistance
 to handle this important and confidential business believing that you
 will never let me down either now or in future.
I am Mr Siraj Diop, (Bsc,Msc) the Auditor General of one of the prime
 banks here in Dakar Senegal , during the course of our auditing , I
 discovered a floating funds in an account opened in our bank since 1992 and
 till date no body has operated on the account and after going through
 old files in the records, I discovered that the owner of the account
 died long ago in a plane crash along with his family without leaving
 a[His/WILL], hence the floating of the funds and if I do not remit this
 money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.
Therefore ,with a personal conviction of trust and confidence ,I wish
 to contact you as a foreigner, to stand as a relative to the decease's ,
 thus I can work out the release of the funds , No other person in the
 office knows about the account , please be assured of the risk free ,
 I'm the one that will work it out , all I need is your co-operation
 because the account content can not be approved to an indigen here as his
 next of kin .
At the conclusion of this project , I need your full co-operation to
 make this work fine because the management is ready to approve this
 payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this fund, which I
 will give to you later , if you are able and with capability to handle
 such amount in strict confidence and trust according to my instructions
 and advice for our mutual benefit because this opportunity will never
 come again in my life.
I need truthful person in this business because I don't want to make
 mistake I need your strong assurance and trust. With my position now in
 the office I can transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable person,
 intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing. and I
 want to remind you that your share has been calculated at 35% of the
 total sum and 5 will map out for the transfer expenses .I waiting for
 your urgent reply so that I will give you more information about this
 transaction.
Contact me via my this e-mail: 
Best Regard.
Mr. Siraj Diop.


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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #292 on: Feb 13, 2008, 06:03: AM »
I literally get 50 emails a day like that cause I signed up to all this freebie shiz and the offers.  :down:
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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #293 on: Feb 13, 2008, 09:59: AM »
Is Clemens lying?  :dontknow:
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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #294 on: Feb 13, 2008, 12:44: PM »
frankly put yes clemens is lying. he is trying to protect his reputation


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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #295 on: Feb 18, 2008, 10:33: AM »
Saw this somewhere...

What's the different between a pregnant woman and Sam Allardyce?







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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #296 on: Feb 18, 2008, 11:58: AM »
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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #297 on: Feb 18, 2008, 12:37: PM »
Any more short jokes?
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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #298 on: Feb 18, 2008, 02:11: PM »
borg you should of have opened another email where you can put all you junk shit like me. i have one normal email and a weird one where i use it to sigh up to stuff and things like that


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Re: The Longest Thread
« Reply #299 on: Feb 18, 2008, 03:23: PM »
in Canada thats a crime  :lol:

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