A momentary lapse of concentration on my part, totalfootball. At least it's a rare occurrence my old mucker. Ponderous? Stop trying to sound clever, you are an egg. If you can edit a critically acclaimed poem at the age of 10, then by God, I should start writing novels because theoretically there must be some money in it for me.
Melbourne, you are a ledge. totalfootball started crying earlier telling me about how he knows some poet or something, it was very funny. The thing about this lad is, is that he thinks he's right despite the fact that he knows nothing about the game. Some of his posts are insanely bad. Go and read the thread entitled "soccer strategy" he talks about a formation which he thinks is the best in the world, yet no coach in the world ever employs it. Maybe totalfootball is ahead of his time? Maybe he knows something we don't? Hahahahahaha....I am of course asking these questions in a sarcastic manner.