Forum game : corrupted wish

[Palgi]

wish granted. chicken had salmonella...

i wish i wouldn't have tiny injuries all the time

[lutfi91]

wish granted - you became cautious of your surroundings, too cautious, you became too paranoid, your mental capacity couldn't handle it, and you killed yourself out of desperation.

I wish I had the right words to woo chicks everytime i talk to them ;]

[Tupac]

Wish granted! But the chicks turn out to be transexuals....

I wish I could understand what xixo is saying most of the time...

[L_I_S]

Wish granted. No you're retarded...too ;P


I wish for a wallet that never ran out of $50 bills.

[Royal Freakiness]

wish granted. your wallet is made of real animal fur. now peta fanatics are looking for you and won't stop till your dead

I wish I could be a superhero that has super strength, super speed, and can turn my whole body into diamond.

[lutfi91]

wish granted! but u became unaware of your own strength that you break every single chick you have coitus with! xD

i wish that i got my hands on a leaked footage of the next upcoming harry potter movie in HD!

[Royal Freakiness]

wish granted. now you will be arrested for pirating and stealing the movie.

I wish I had a new football

[tbc]

wish granted. you get a new ball and you die from excitement, now you try to kick the ball and your leg just goes through it...
i wish i had better grades this semester...

[lutfi91]

wish granted! in fact, u scored full marks for your test . . . . .  in return you became unpopular with the chicks.

i wish for more pay in my paycheque!

[anhkhoashevakt]

Wish granted! In fact, you were paid so much in cash that it became visible to a band of armed thieves... you know what happen next.
I wish I'm as good at Wing Chun as Yip Man.

[Royal Freakiness]

wish granted! but you also became an impoverished opium addict

I wish I could study at hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry

[Tupac]

Wish granted! You begin to expirement with harrys "wand" and find yourself taking it up your "chamber of secrets"

I wish I had some motha fuckin donuts!