Freestyle Battles!!!!

[Jono]

Jono and I are feeling a lil left out
What the fuck is this all about

Soccergrip is my online pad
yet I feel like im the old dad

I have spent month after month here
So please by more sincere

I cant rap, this is my first
But I bet things could be worst

I am a fan of the green lenis
More should as it looks like the penis

Theres a lot of gayness going on
How did this come upon

Tito, moby, borg having sex
This forum is getting way too complex

No one has welcomed jatt
I feel he will make us all go splat

This is not a poem but a rap
Please clap or else u will get bitch-slapped

nice lilmaniac, i like the last two lines lol good shiz

but im sure i was in chunks poem  :thumbsup:

and true that, that there is alot of gayness going on, we need some lady members around this joint

[Tito]

Haha nice Chunk!

Ofcourse, me and Tito are always together.  :3some:

:-*
fo sho

[Jono]

Once again i hit back
Rap on the stack
Who wants to battle me
Pay the fee, i be flowin like Biggie
Buck, tito n borg you got nothing
Chunk when im around i get you fumbling

Maniac, you a maniac
I be the king of comebacks
Rap attacks
Up and down your back

Represent, get consent, great content
This rap be money well spent
Embedded like cement
Makin you hellbent

And to all the fools that be spittin raps
I bust caps, laps, backs, pentrate cracks
Time to pass on
This has gone way too long

[cigar omar]

Yall thought I'd stay quiet like a quiet storm
You where very wrong none of yo can match my form
When I preform I inform, transform my rhyme form very warm
Your best rhyme is lukewarm compared to mine
just conform when I spit its an art form

Chunkchenko your rap was funny but this is not clown collage
No need to encourage the kind of rap that doesn't carry a message
Might as well paint your face or join a sack race
homeboy just give me some breathing space
before I put you and your fake rhymes in a storage place

Jono tried to fade me when he said my rhymes are second grade
but I stayed in shape, continued to get made, paid and laid
while he works harder than a French maid
afraid of me cuz my lyrics will cut your ear drums like a swiss blade
bring you down like the world trade, blow your house up like a hand grenade
my style is always getting an upgrade and remade
As I sit under the cascade sipping lemonade
Sitting in cassino's with my young bambinos
you don't want it with me youngin 
metaphors pour from my chin  like im Nas'  Siamese twin
take it on the chin even you know that I always win

 





 

[oLi]

Chunk made a rap
about his mommas ass gap

why didnt you release that?
is it cus her ass is to fat?

it's all about your decision
but when i saw her ass it was a terrible vision

[manutd.]

Yall thought I'd stay quiet like a quiet storm
You where very wrong none of yo can match my form
When I preform I inform, transform my rhyme form very warm
Your best rhyme is lukewarm compared to mine
just conform when I spit its an art form

Chunkchenko your rap was funny but this is not clown collage
No need to encourage the kind of rap that doesn't carry a message
Might as well paint your face or join a sack race
homeboy just give me some breathing space
before I put you and your fake rhymes in a storage place

Jono tried to fade me when he said my rhymes are second grade
but I stayed in shape, continued to get made, paid and laid
while he works harder than a French maid
afraid of me cuz my lyrics will cut your ear drums like a swiss blade
bring you down like the world trade, blow your house up like a hand grenade
my style is always getting an upgrade and remade
As I sit under the cascade sipping lemonade
Sitting in cassino's with my young bambinos
you don't want it with me youngin 
metaphors pour from my chin  like im Nas'  Siamese twin
take it on the chin even you know that I always win

 
 

Best part man. 

[Bow]

its ben to the bow. gorilla in the snow,  you all can feel my crazy flow
i run like a cripple, i have an extra nipple, when i jump in the water... there is no ripple,
i have arms like rat, i dance like a twat, my dad it a baldy and my mother is fat,
i have crabs in my balls, i live in niagra falls, i like to shag old ladies and play with brick walls
i have a hat on my head, my hamster is dead, i have a pencil...but where is my lead?


and now to finish with benbows facts of the day

and unitard....sounds like a retard with a horn....
if all the fat people in england jumped up and down at the same time...... they might loose a bit of fukin weight

[Jono]

Yall thought I'd stay quiet like a quiet storm
You where very wrong none of yo can match my form
When I preform I inform, transform my rhyme form very warm
Your best rhyme is lukewarm compared to mine
just conform when I spit its an art form

Chunkchenko your rap was funny but this is not clown collage
No need to encourage the kind of rap that doesn't carry a message
Might as well paint your face or join a sack race
homeboy just give me some breathing space
before I put you and your fake rhymes in a storage place

Jono tried to fade me when he said my rhymes are second grade
but I stayed in shape, continued to get made, paid and laid
while he works harder than a French maid
afraid of me cuz my lyrics will cut your ear drums like a swiss blade
bring you down like the world trade, blow your house up like a hand grenade
my style is always getting an upgrade and remade
As I sit under the cascade sipping lemonade
Sitting in cassino's with my young bambinos
you don't want it with me youngin 
metaphors pour from my chin  like im Nas'  Siamese twin
take it on the chin even you know that I always win

Jon to the O
Feel my flow
Melbourne you the storm
Makin ppl run as if it was a hailstorm
They run cuz your shit
You spit raps like dick, stolen lyrics, f*****g pipsqueak
Ive heard them from the B.I.G
You may of heard of the song, he named it "Juicy"

I said you were second grade
My mistake your raps are preschool made
Dont be dissin no french maid
Your mum cleans toilets every second day
Your raps don't cut me deep
I start readin and i fall asleep

You sip lemonade, i sip juice
From your bitch i make her nice and loose
You say metaphors come outta your chin
Only thing on your chin is saggy skin
I havn seen not one metaphor from you
You rap like your mexican slash hebrew

You keep saying that you always win
Keep thinking that, around here im the kingpin

---------------------------------------------------------------

O yer and benbow i loved your rap, great shiz  ;)

And if you guys didnt get the last two lines of my first verse, i was sayin how melbourne has been getting lyrics outta songs, listen to it and youll know what i mean

Love you melbourne  ;)

[cigar omar]

Thats a serious allegation Jono. Prove it.   :down:

Just cuse he mentioned the world trade in the song. thats pathetic man. shows how much you know.  :pimp:

[el mafioso]

its ben to the bow. gorilla in the snow,  you all can feel my crazy flow
i run like a cripple, i have an extra nipple, when i jump in the water... there is no ripple,
i have arms like rat, i dance like a twat, my dad it a baldy and my mother is fat,
i have crabs in my balls, i live in niagra falls, i like to shag old ladies and play with brick walls
i have a hat on my head, my hamster is dead, i have a pencil...but where is my lead?


and now to finish with benbows facts of the day

and unitard....sounds like a retard with a horn....
if all the fat people in england jumped up and down at the same time...... they might loose a bit of fukin weight

top class

[Megakid]

its ben to the bow. gorilla in the snow,  you all can feel my crazy flow
i run like a cripple, i have an extra nipple, when i jump in the water... there is no ripple,
i have arms like rat, i dance like a twat, my dad it a baldy and my mother is fat,
i have crabs in my balls, i live in niagra falls, i like to shag old ladies and play with brick walls
i have a hat on my head, my hamster is dead, i have a pencil...but where is my lead?


and now to finish with benbows facts of the day

and unitard....sounds like a retard with a horn....
if all the fat people in england jumped up and down at the same time...... they might loose a bit of fukin weight

Haha what a rap :thumbsup:

[Jono]

Thats a serious allegation Jono. Prove it.   :down:

Just cuse he mentioned the world trade in the song. thats pathetic man. shows how much you know.  :pimp:

it just sounded similar to the song, which is why i mentioned it,  now are you gonna spit back or what, or you gonna accept your defeat melbourne